Re: King/Queen Of Scots & King/Queen Of Scotland

On Sun, 9 Dec 2007 15:58:04 -0800 (PST), The Highlander
<micheil@xxxxxxx> wrote:

On Dec 9, 12:43 pm, James Hogg <Jas.Hogg...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Sun, 9 Dec 2007 19:29:30 -0000, "D. Wanker Hines"
<pant...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> cross-posted the following e-jaculation:

"The Highlander" <mich...@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:k38ij35snb1nt7ta3ss04dr3aqnlkig23v@xxxxxxxxxx

Allow me to remind you that there is no such title as "XXX, King of
Scotland. The Scottish monarch is "XXX, King of Scots" or "XXX, Queen
of Scots."

------------Cordon Sanitaire-------------------------------------

[Much needed in your case - thanks for the warning]

Pogue Highlander [Michael Paterson], absolutely *determined* to flaunt his
ignorance, make a fool of himself and prove to all and sundry he is as dumb
as a sack of hammers, has posted New Entertaining Gibberish [NEG] for our
dalliance, dissection and delectation.

This can't possibly be described as *New* Entertaining Gibberish.
Highlander made his claim about a month ago and then partially
retracted it. Don't you remember that you posted exactly the same
excrutiatingly unwitty reply then?

Is this your subtle way of warning everyone else about the dangers of
self-abuse? Is it true what they used to say, that boxing the Jesuit
rots the brain? Or have you got some other excuse for this senile
behaviour?

Time for a sing-song once again. You all know the tune by now:

Despite my reputation as a learned medievalist
I am the very model of a modern interracialist.
I pour a glass of nectar from Kailua's finest winery
and get my load off after I download the latest binary.

Our club has all the skill it takes to organize a barbecue
And on the skillet every week I lay a strip of pork or two.
There's nothing as delicious as the spread at a Mongolian.
I claim descent from Genghis Khan (plus Churchill and Napoleon).

A giant of a man who hails from Bowling Green, Kentucky, I
am married to a Japanese, in that I was quite lucky, aye.
But now I long for something much more spicy and exotica.
So thank the Lord for laying on that digital erotica.

I love old John Wayne movies, Lagavulin and Rachmaninoff
X-plicit pictures of miscegenation while I'm jacking off.
I pop it in the popcorn box but contemplate donating it.
It's habit-forming though Kuniko's constantly B-rating it.

James Hogg

I can tell you're a Borderer - your dagger is showing!

They don't call me the terror of Liddesdale for no reason.

A splendid addition for the Book of Hines Memorabilia!
Whether or not you are related to the Ettrick Shepherd,
you certainly seem to have inherited his talents!

When I tried to post my congratulations, Google gave me this message:

The group you are posting to is a Usenet group. Messages posted to
this group will make your email address visible to anyone on the
Internet.

Hines avoids that by using a fraudulent email address.

Google Groups does not currently support posting to the following
usenet groups: "alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.interracial"

How disappointing for Mr. Hines' colleagues back there at the zoo!

Well, at least we know how the camel got its hump.

James
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