Joke
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Highlander shouts- 'dinnae tak waater fae yon burn, it's fu o' coos
keech'
Man replies- 'Sorry old chap, I'm English and don't speak gaelic,
could you repeat it in English please?
Highlander replies- 'Use both hands, you get more that way'
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