Re: The Highlander confesses...


"Glenallan" <robt.black@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in

If your infection persists, return to your medical practitioner
for advice on the hygiene issues. Make sure there is no
'cloudiness' after you have passed water. It's a good
idea to keep your alcohol consumption down.

Are there signs of incontinence.??

Glenallan
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I took up our case with my wife, Dr O'kane.
She was happy to correct my concerns about your
incontinence, saying that you would most likely not
need to be told of this by your medical practitioner.
It appears that an obvious dampness of the crutch
coupled with an all pervading smell of pish would
alert you of the onset of this malady.

I am forced then to enquire, if it is not incontinence,
how do we account for your dampness and the
all pervading smell of pish that surrounds you.?

It's a worry, is it not...especially as your bicycle
injuries are now on the mend and you will doubtless
wish to start socialising again. I am assured however
that there are many agents on the market which,
though strongly carbolic, will more or less masque the
all pervading smell of pish quite succesfully.

Life's too short to worry ;-)

Glenallan
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