Re: Ping Highlander

On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:46:23 -0700, gyansorova@xxxxxxxxx wrote:

Dear Highlander,

sincere apologies for not having insulted you for a few days. Only I
am a bit tied up with Pastor Dave. He's great and put's the rest of
you to shame. The ideal subject - even AWS could not come close.

Gay Highlander

On the contrary, you and I both had plenty to say to Pastor Dave. Here
we are in the 21st century, and still they're dragging that hoary old
myth around like roadkill; three hands out for a donation to the
pastoral whisky fund and the price of a cheap motel room for
one-on-one spiritual guidance for the more nubile choristers.

It's not a bad scam actually - maybe you and I should get the old
Revived Celtic Church scam back in action and do a sweep round the
southern states. With my white hair - I'm a dead ringer for Kenny
Rogers; in fact it became embarrasing down in Georgia - I'll do the
preaching and incoherent Gaelic preaching; while your terrifying
appearance and reek of cheap whisky when shaking down the faithful
should being the bucks rolling in! Just seeing both of us in our kilts
should reassure them that we're on the level - Americans believe that
Scots are honest, trusrworthy citizens - boy, are we ever going to
give them a wake-up call! I'll bet we could clean up tidily! Just
don't forget that your kneecaps with be security for an honest 50/50
split!

I'll have to talk to Jimmy Swaggart about a loan of his Lear Jet, now
that Pat Robertson has cashed in his chips. I'd invite our new Pastor
friend along, but he strikes me as a a runner and the last thing we
need is to see our hard-earned loot vanishing down Highway 83 on its
way to Crawford, Texas and the protection of the Bush Mob...

The Highlander
Tilgibh smucaid air do làmhan,
togaibh a' bhratach dhubh agus
toisichibh a' geàrradh na sgòrnanan!
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