Haircuts



There was a good old barber in Bangalore.
One day an English florist goes to him for a haircut.
After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
- I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community
Service.
Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a
"Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.



An Irish Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the
barber he again refuses to take the money.
The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is
another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.



A Scottish Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the
barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community
service.



The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he
finds there......

A Dozen Scots waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of
Forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.

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