Re: Punchlines (was : Scottish memories)

Here's a few:

1) She proceeded to draw a 3 inch circle with 710 in it!

2) 'Sure and begorrah Murphy - tis a pity dere's only de two of us!'

3) The Scotsman thinks I can't wait to go into another tunnel so I can
slap that English *!£$%^&* again!

4) "Well my husband works for Microsoft and all he does is sit on the
edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be when I get it."

Whistling off ........

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