Polacy w UK

Inwazja Polakow na Wyspe zrodzila nowe Polish Jokes.



I went to see a pole dancer last night.
Fucking pole dancers, pole bouncers, pole barman, pole minicab

I think that cartoons are being adapted for the Poles in our country too
much.
Only this morning I heard the tune:-
"Polish Pat, Polish Pat, Polish Pat In His Council Flat..."

Gordon Brown has said the recent polls haven't worried him at all.
He stated, "They're doing a lovely job on my kitchen."

I wish us British would make up our minds; do we complain about Polish
migrants who take all the jobs, or West Indians who are bone idle and don't
work?

A survey across England, asked the general public whether they preferred to
be known as 'British' or 'English'.
The overwhelming majority answered, "Polish."

I was doing a survey in London- the question was "What are your views on
Migration to the UK?"
7% of people asked said they thought it was a good thing.
12% of people asked said they thought it was a bad thing.
And 81% of people asked didn't speak English.

The Sun's headline today reads " Russians Threaten To Nuke Poland. "
When asked for an opinon, an expert noted that millions of Polish lives
could be at risk, especially if the Russians bombed England next.

Why is God like the Polish?
He's everywhere

How does an Englishman get his apples down?
He uses a Pole.

A Polish immigrant went to apply for a driver's license. He sent off all the
forms and all was fine but he was asked to take an eye test.
So off he goes and gets himself an appointment the same day, and sits down
in the examining chair.
The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A new last name.

How many Polish people does it take to clean a toilet?
None - that's a ***'s job.

I saw a load of Polish people the other day.
I said to one of them, "why the *** don't you lot go to France instead?"
He said, "'cos, every time the French see a pole they stick a white flag on
it!"

The population of Wrexham were asked if Polish immigrants were a
problem.
23% said "Yes it's a serious problem" 77% said "chcÃ? tanich opakowaÃ?
papieros�³w?"


Contrary to the popular cartoon, there are actually no builders in the UK
called Bob.
That's because "Bob" isn't a Polish name.

Funny that the Polish back four are so leaky. You'd think they'd have no
hassle finding a plumber.

Leeds council have done a survey on what residences think about Polish
in their city. 23% said there were too many and 77% said -" Pzwekj Oiv
Djkevtski Polski"!!

They've just put a new sign up at the Lion Safari park which
states the cost of driving buses and cars through.
It also states that Poles riding bicycles will be allowed in for
free.

The coach that crashed through a wall was carrying Polish
workers.
That'll teach them to build the wall better next time.


What's got more poles than an 8 berth house tent?
My local job centre.


A new map of the world has been drawn.
The North Pole is at the top, the South Pole is at the bottom and every
other fuckin' Pole is in Britain.



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