Re: Joke (old, but good)



A grandma is on the beach with her 5 year old grandson Heskel. The boy
disappears. The bubby goes nuts, running back and forth along the ocean's
edge for 20 minutes screaming,
"Oy, mine Heskele is dead." Suddenly she looks down and standing in back of
her is the boy. In gratitude she looks up at the clouds and yells,"Thank
you, thank you,God for bringing mine Heskele back to me. But where's his
hat?"




"Atanazy Bazakbal" <yeshua_2@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On 23 Maj, 14:09, ZalekBl...@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:

up to heaven and says, "Never mind, I just found one."

To te jest niez e:

A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for
something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like
that guy in Sarajevo who risked his life to play the cello everyday in
the town square.

In Jerusalem, she heard about an old Jew who had been going to the
Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She goes to the Wailing Wall and there he
is! So she watches him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turns
to leave, she approaches him for an interview.

"Rebecca Smith, CNN News. Sir, how long have you been coming to the
Wall and praying?"

"For about 50 years."

"What do you pray for?"

"For peace between the Jews and the Arabs. For all the hatred to stop.
For our children to grow up in safety and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fucking wall."



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