soc.culture.palestine
- Lynsey Addario, New York Times Journalist, Strip Searched By Israeli Soldiers,
Firnando
- The chances of a lasting peace in Middle East are slim,
Firnando
- As Netanyahu has pretty much lost his mandate....,
Doc Martian
- Build some public gardens and parks in Palestine,
Doc Martian
- Find a deaf guy...,
Doc Martian
- Open up an all-dwarf cafe...,
Doc Martian
- pitch dead animals...,
Doc Martian
- dress up as cops...,
Doc Martian
- while waiting at a formal checkpoint...,
Doc Martian
- Romance mini-mall...,
Doc Martian
- open up an awesome bakery,
Doc Martian
- smuggle one of them into a prison...,
Doc Martian
- barry obama t-shirt code....,
Doc Martian
- exploding truck...,
Doc Martian
- find a ridiculous insulting name...,
Doc Martian
- a water truck filled with piss...,
Doc Martian
- ok, there'll probably be a few variations on the transmogrifier, i'll try and keep them all unique though.,
Doc Martian
- The Root of Terrorism is Political,
Firnando
- Scenes From A Sad Airport / Welcome to America. Please give us the finger. Smile for the camera. Now get the hell out,
Firnando
- The Hizballah Effect: Israelis emigrating, since "the country has no future”...,
Firnando
- THE BIGGEST ROBBERY OF THE 20th CENTURY,
Firnando
- The Jewish hand behind Internet,
Firnando
- The truth you don't hear,
Firnando
- there are 15 being held in escrow.,
Doc Martian
- Requiem for a Mouse,
TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
- The Israel You Don’t See on the News,
Firnando
- An Introduction to the Palestinian Question,
Firnando
- Welcome to America,
Firnando
- The spies who stole my name,
Firnando
- Palestinian Statehood and Other Political Issues,
Firnando
- Very Brief History: Beginning with Origins of Zionism and Acts of Terror and Espionage.,
Firnando
- spray it, don't say it.,
Doc Martian
- bartending made easy kit.,
Doc Martian
- offer single parenting classes...,
Doc Martian
- climb to the top of a building...,
Doc Martian
- comedy song...,
Doc Martian
- a 'throw your dvds away' commercial...,
Doc Martian
- all israeli remake of frankenstein...,
Doc Martian
- Sometimes, I'm like how do I top that...,
Doc Martian
- stencil an image of a fairy everywhere in israel...,
Doc Martian
- this is evil...,
Doc Martian
- break a piece of their office furniture...,
Doc Martian
- Stuntman & Banjo COMBINED!,
Doc Martian
- start a police goose chase.,
Doc Martian
- Someplace to build a whole mess of high fat, high cholesterol, high proof, high ditch restaurants around...,
Doc Martian
- Re: $30,000 mural...,
Doc Martian
- Puppet Syria.,
Doc Martian
- regarding horse races...,
Doc Martian
- high ditch horse races with invitations to the international elite...,
Doc Martian
- start international sports exhibitions with israeli and palestinian teams.,
Doc Martian
- fete them...,
Doc Martian
- Iran to fire 11,000 rockets in minute if attacked (AFP),
Firnando
- In Israel, intermarriage viewed as treason,
Firnando
- What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!,
Ilan Ramon
- Israeli Police Captured On Video Violently Attacking Arab Family in Haifa,
Firnando
- 'Dead Americans good for Israel',
Firnando
- Americans and the World,
Firnando
- (IVÁN): AS WE EAT AND DRINK WE THANK OUR FATHER FOR (YESHUA) JESUS CHRIST:,
valarezo
- walk up in broad daylight and swipe their kids toys.,
Doc Martian
- hype about a pakistani mind-beam that alters brain neurochemistry.,
Doc Martian
- flick hoodoo water at them.,
Doc Martian
- flood their forums with information about nerve gas paralysis...,
Doc Martian
- solar panels that reflect into their high ditch view.,
Doc Martian
- for the tacky israel dept:,
Doc Martian
- paper airplanes that have a small charge in them...,
Doc Martian
- give them friendly but irritating nicknames.,
Doc Martian
- slip firecrackers into their newspapers...,
Doc Martian
- have a factory in israel for wasp nest kits.,
Doc Martian
- mic check joe biden...,
Doc Martian
- offer barry obama a choice fundraising team for after his presidency...,
Doc Martian
- use dead blogs to post orders for activist teams...,
Doc Martian
- saw what was probably a joke...,
Doc Martian
- start a palestinian baseball league...,
Doc Martian
- hire them for a 6 day a week job...,
Doc Martian
- language barrier'd beggar...,
Doc Martian
- sell bunk 'home defense' gear...,
Doc Martian
- burger shack...,
Doc Martian
- bbqs with stolen livestock...,
Doc Martian
- flick one on the ear...,
Doc Martian
- pander to their lower instincts...,
Doc Martian
- offer revenge attacks for illegal police brutality...,
Doc Martian
- provide occupy kits.,
Doc Martian
- encourage young israelis to distill alcohol...,
Doc Martian
- BOYCOTT ISRAEL CAMPAIGN,
Firnando
- 15 will be late. 30 in the next 36 hours.,
Doc Martian
- Allah in the Jewish Bible,
Firnando
- Al-Haram ash-Sharif,
Firnando
- A Prescription for Mideast Peace: Get Tough With Israel,
Firnando
- A Land With People, For a People with a Plan,
Firnando
- Thanks to U.S.A. blind support to Israel,
Firnando
- Using Human Shields Equates Morality in Israel,
Firnando
- Zionism and the Lords of Deception,
Firnando
- Are the Freedom Rides a detour for the struggle?,
Firnando
- something is wrong with this name...,
Doc Martian
- What Really Happened in Palestine!!,
Firnando
- WikiLeaks documents expose Israeli racism, hypocrisy and double standards m,
Firnando
- Ride the bus some more...,
Doc Martian
- offer $100 for Bibi's head.,
Doc Martian
- get wasted...,
Doc Martian
- Delete their World of Warcraft characters while spoofing their ip.,
Doc Martian
- tunnel under their bakeries/donut shops/confectionaries...,
Doc Martian
- invite them over for a bbq...,
Doc Martian
- new brand of ammunition...,
Doc Martian
- While they're on vacation...,
Doc Martian
- build social clubs.. coffee/dance/recreation that have...,
Doc Martian
- sell them guns with explosive crafted into the barrels...,
Doc Martian
- saw this somewhere...,
Doc Martian
- start doing germ studies of early judaic archaeology...,
Doc Martian
- up the college ***o action...,
Doc Martian
- offer $12,000 for good papers for Israeli citizenship.,
Doc Martian
- their american auxilliary...,
Doc Martian
- Offer them too good to be true deals....,
Doc Martian
- OK. This one... is going to drive them***ing NUTS!,
Doc Martian
- ok.. this one's like stupidly cerebral/symbolic....,
Doc Martian
- exotic dance for them...,
Doc Martian
- doctor their immigration papers...,
Doc Martian
- have piss scavenger hunts...,
Doc Martian
- get extra hairy and desert dwellery and go to their whorehouses...,
Doc Martian
- jam their backups...,
Doc Martian
- a scramble virus.,
Doc Martian
- spike strip their roads.,
Doc Martian
- ok... this is sick...,
Doc Martian
- mexican drug cartel immigrant group...,
Doc Martian
- do a 'bribe an israeli official' reality show...,
Doc Martian
- have a 'bad advice pay for play' program...,
Doc Martian
- Have some total little *** shit...,
Doc Martian
- be careful... it maybe your last warning,
jamilah
- set up a shadow internet when you know habits of folks like peres...,
Doc Martian
- at a casino...,
Doc Martian
- in a dance club...,
Doc Martian
- tunnel into an israeli morgue...,
Doc Martian
- start christmas caroling routes...,
Doc Martian
- sell raffle tickets to other countries...,
Doc Martian
- ok. about 10-12 pretty big guys....,
Doc Martian
- after the vampire assault...,
Doc Martian
- say... 'i'm a vampire'...,
Doc Martian
- sit real close to them and touch them a bunch.,
Doc Martian
- Ladies' Night: Art Gallery showing....,
Doc Martian
- rub your dick all over their produce.,
Doc Martian
- grind poppy seeds and mix them with binding agents...,
Doc Martian
- Find structural defects in their structures...,
Doc Martian
- Take whatever the hell you want in Israel...,
Doc Martian
- Send pictures of Netanyahu dressed up like a Thanksgiving turkey,
Doc Martian
- If Israel has nukes, why can't the rest?,
Firnando
- Hezbollah: Countdown has begun to end of Zionist entity,
Firnando
- Guide to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict,
Firnando
- 'Get the war criminals arrested now',
Firnando
- Duty of all to support Palestine,
Firnando
- Displaced by Israel,
Kayed Al-Kuffar
- use some of dudu memes...,
Doc Martian
- Dudu cocaine flap?,
Doc Martian
- Make Dudu a star in Japan too....,
Doc Martian
- Pay to have Dudu at a Las Vegas casino as a performer...,
Doc Martian
- dudu fisher all the time radio station...,
Doc Martian
- Dudu Fisher t-shirts on hot babes...,
Doc Martian
- blare dudu fisher albums everywhere you go...,
Doc Martian
- you know that shepherd fairey 'obey' image....,
Doc Martian
- practice knocking their cars around on the freeway...,
Doc Martian
- see how many windows you can break in israel...,
Doc Martian
- convince their kids to write bad checks from their parents...,
Doc Martian
- farm out harassment to other nations that want a piece of them...,
Doc Martian
- train yourselves to kick soccer balls hard enough to break automotive glass.,
Doc Martian
- ask somebody if you can sleep on their couch...,
Doc Martian
- I just took apart my laser mouse...,
Doc Martian
- mine their harvest...,
Doc Martian
- ask them...,
Doc Martian
- file so many lawsuits...,
Doc Martian
- open up a mini mall...,
Doc Martian
- disease scare...,
Doc Martian
- clean out their rarely used bank accounts...,
Doc Martian
- intercept their tax returns...,
Doc Martian
- bibi/sharon ***.,
Doc Martian
- hack their websites with sheep splash screens...,
Doc Martian
- utilize the responses to egypt protests...,
Doc Martian
- send them sheep videos...,
Doc Martian
- see how fast you can go on THEIR roads.,
Doc Martian
- make kissy-faces at them on the bus.,
Doc Martian
- call up their wife...,
Doc Martian
- threaten them with death over their cell phone unless they buy some ice cream you want viewed as questionable.,
Doc Martian
- The myth of Israeli morality,
SHOWS THROWER
- My Palestinian Wife,
Ilan Ramon
- Most American don't know that the creation of Israel depended on the suppression of another people,
SHOWS THROWER
- Military occupation is terror,
SHOWS THROWER
- Israel Seeks to Entangle US in Iran War,
NOMOREWARS_FORISRAEL
- bulletproof vehicle armored against explosives....,
Doc Martian
- free 15 point inspection on vehicles...,
Doc Martian
- offer free examinations...,
Doc Martian
- horror movies about loose nuts in the idf...,
Doc Martian
- start writing 'fear' on their walls.,
Doc Martian
- pepperspray water balloons... and a slingshot from the back of the customs line...,
Doc Martian
- slapjacks at concerts.,
Doc Martian
- a sculpture/mobile made of tubular steel....,
Doc Martian
- high powered stone rifle...,
Doc Martian
- stupid new age techniques...,
Doc Martian
- broadwave broadcast a static signal...,
Doc Martian
- rear view cameras...,
Doc Martian
- draw swords,,
Doc Martian
- they're using infrared scopes at night, right?,
Doc Martian
- Report fake deaths complete with dna evidence and crime scene reports.,
Doc Martian
- buy my book...,
Doc Martian
- use corpses from other causes of death...,
Doc Martian
- get within spitting distance of the western wall.,
Doc Martian
- like 15 of you show up at the bowling alley....,
Doc Martian
- For Science!: Think of your favorite gag from a cartoon.,
Doc Martian
- pass out in their car...,
Doc Martian
- new harassment...,
Doc Martian
- pitch a few hundred scorpions or snakes or rats or venomous shrews into their settlements.,
Doc Martian
- turd tea bags.,
Doc Martian
- tell those hamas ***s...,
Doc Martian
- snipe peres.,
Doc Martian
- snipe netanyahu.,
Doc Martian
- snipe knesset,
Doc Martian
- snipe idf.,
Doc Martian
- snipe settlers.,
Doc Martian
- i think i may have overloaded my evil genius circuits with that last one... so i'll keep this one short....,
Doc Martian
- hop up some of their wanna-bee rappers/hip-hop moguls...,
Doc Martian
- hype 'the new facebook',
Doc Martian
- tell them you are moses... returned from the great beyond.,
Doc Martian
- egg their house.,
Doc Martian
- Make generics of every product they sell.,
Doc Martian
- sell cheap candy...,
Doc Martian
- when you're in an enclosed area without any guns or aggressive people... like in a college library...,
Doc Martian
- steam open their envelopes...,
Doc Martian
- this hannukah...,
Doc Martian
- egg them on when they're doing something stupid.,
Doc Martian
- carve 'ass' in their car.,
Doc Martian
- throw them a hot fish.,
Doc Martian
- steal their stuff...,
Doc Martian
- hook up the new african immigrants with jobs...,
Doc Martian
- have a jewish boss who pays well (not great, but well), is decent work in a wide range of disciplines from manufacturing to r&d, makes a decent profit in tax revenue...,
Doc Martian
- scrawl obscene messages in english whereever u.s. citizens will visit...,
Doc Martian
- sell them pets trained to piss when they hear certain phrases...,
Doc Martian
- use homing pigeons to send obscene messages that are meant to be misinterpreted if read.,
Doc Martian
- This one goes out to Big W!,
Doc Martian
- engineer keg taps...,
Doc Martian
- hook up a generator... and on a rainy day... cross the border...,
Doc Martian
- prove that their boogers are going to sabotage an oil pipeline...,
Doc Martian
- sell them beautiful antique arms... that you've engineered to explode after about 40 shots...,
Doc Martian
- come up with a beautiful criminal conspiracy with one of them...,
Doc Martian
- choose any one of my evil schemes...,
Doc Martian
- give the border crossing guards a full-on b.s. story...,
Doc Martian
- Banjo: Ship them a banjo that has a small tracking device built in the set neck.,
Doc Martian
- have them wake up from a drunk in iraq...,
Doc Martian
- some fat shlomo guy popping out of a cake in katsav's prison...,
Doc Martian
- do a jewish israeli facebook...,
Doc Martian
- get caught hustling ***ography in israel cities...,
Doc Martian
- ask hans blix to help find israeli nukes...,
Doc Martian
- make sacred places of the villages that arab villagers were killed in...,
Doc Martian
- Show them a picture of their mother...,
Doc Martian
- ask them about their childhood...,
Doc Martian
- sheep videos...,
Doc Martian
- have a whole mess of parcels that they have to unwrap.,
Doc Martian
- ask them for their identification to make sure they aren't settlers.,
Doc Martian
- dress bizarrely...,
Doc Martian
- Dress up as Ariel Sharon...,
Doc Martian
- Ladies night: Crazy woman with a huge loaf of cheese...,
Doc Martian
- dress one up in an idf uniform and leave him unconscious somewhere...,
Doc Martian
- ask them stupid questions...,
Doc Martian
- start selling pistols and rifles with interchangeable cartridges...,
Doc Martian
- microwave emitters....,
Doc Martian
- leak renamed israel map to idf ***s...,
Doc Martian
- fire a rocket from a settlement...,
Doc Martian
- burn down one israeli disco a week.,
Doc Martian
- put up burma-shave signs near settlements.,
Doc Martian
- sneak into several pharmacies...,
Doc Martian
- call in fake traffic reports...,
Doc Martian
- design a mine...,
Doc Martian
- make great ice cream...,
Doc Martian
- change their passwords on key military and government computers.,
Doc Martian
- wire up lightning rods that are only partially grounded.,
Doc Martian
- do a split-screen movie...,
Doc Martian
- Ladies Night: Hook up with one... but tell him you want some cocaine or other drug that is pretty easy to score where you hook up...,
Doc Martian
- get them passout drunk...,
Doc Martian
- have a group of 70 show up and take up the whole restaurant/lounge/bar/venue...,
Doc Martian
- make it look like the soldier is trying to keep his weapon...,
Doc Martian
- begin a documentary...,
Doc Martian
- be their best buddy, smoke 'em out all the time, bring over drinks...,
Doc Martian
- fake evidence for crimes that are highly extraditable in western states,,
Doc Martian
- train some christmas carolers...,
Doc Martian
- hype some godawful screeching chick who sings horrible garbage but sings it in hebrew.,
Doc Martian
- dump shitty speakers and stuff that they don't want to throw away...,
Doc Martian
- steal high quality gems from them...,
Doc Martian
- sell explosive paintballs.,
Doc Martian
- make some paintballs filled with actual paint...,
Doc Martian
- one by one...,
Doc Martian
- leave notes on their window where police patrol...,
Doc Martian
- send them stuff that is illegal to mail...,
Doc Martian
- Now you can do all the shit you've always wanted to do to those ***s,,
Doc Martian
- its been a long time since there's been a good ambush.,
Doc Martian
- hold an entire settlement hostage.,
Doc Martian
- grab a knesset member who committed war crimes in his idf days.,
Doc Martian
- start branding them.,
Doc Martian
- make it so easy for them to con you...,
Doc Martian
- encourage shitty fads from the past...,
Doc Martian
- market a shitty israeli solar vehicle.,
Doc Martian
- sell candy that is meant to taste like *** or dick.,
Doc Martian
- send peres tickets to places he's been tried in absentia.,
Doc Martian
- freak out on them over some point of protocol...,
Doc Martian
- swipe and de-lojack several police vehicles...,
Doc Martian
- dress up like settlers...,
Doc Martian
- hit them with low frequency sound and high frequency noise...,
Doc Martian
- propose u.n. resolutions based on upcoming technology that Israel hopes to profit on.,
Doc Martian
- do any of the shit that they did while dressed as you to them.,
Doc Martian
- (IVÁN): YESHUA (JESUS) WAS SLAIN FROM THE CREATION OF THE WORLD:,
valarezo
- bribe feinstein.,
Doc Martian
- bribe hillary...,
Doc Martian
- bribe obama,
Doc Martian
- 'price tag attacks' on their more expensive businesses/institutions...,
Doc Martian
- steal their ***o dvds...,
Doc Martian
- prison break.,
Doc Martian
- Stuntman: deathproof some vehicles...,
Doc Martian
- FOR SCIENCE! Bulldoze their house and see how many veins pop out of their foreheads.,
Doc Martian
- be extremely helpful...,
Doc Martian
- get some ties to an overseas jewish community with a peace agenda,
Doc Martian
- Doc Martian,
Tony Owens
- Ladies Night: Give the lady snipers targets who have attacked Palestinian women unforgivably.,
Doc Martian
- set up a fund for palestinians who have worked hard to play rich sheikh...,
Doc Martian
- put charges on a plane....,
Doc Martian
- stage drug buys gone bad.,
Doc Martian
- hype this video for a couple of weeks.,
Doc Martian
- lazer bowling dogtrack... with strippers dancing in the center of the track...,
Doc Martian
- build 'the cheat casino'...,
Doc Martian
- glut them on inexpensive mediterranean food...,
Doc Martian
- go to their office...,
Doc Martian
- the mixed up adventures of meyer.,
Doc Martian
- use them as drug mules...,
Doc Martian
- sell fake medical cannabis id cards.,
Doc Martian
- start medical cannabis smokeeasys in israel...,
Doc Martian
- bribe hillary for some more smackdowns on netanyahu and peres...,
Doc Martian
- start a paula deen restaurant chain...,
Doc Martian
- have a candlelight vigil for someone...,
Doc Martian
- build a parallel parking disastermobile,
Doc Martian
- slip away on a date and leave her the check...,
Doc Martian
- start trashcan fires...,
Doc Martian
- start some sick devil cult...,
Doc Martian
- leave shit-soiled teddybears where their kids will find them...,
Doc Martian
- gun ban advocates showing how many israelis have been killed by their own weapons or by fellow israelis...,
Doc Martian
- hype the same damn movie over and over...,
Doc Martian
- buy up all the toilet paper in a city.,
Doc Martian
- walk into a disco...,
Doc Martian
- start sending letters to the newspaper about how you think they stink and are anti-israeli...,
Doc Martian
- find a guy who loves his car...,
Doc Martian
- find a guy in love with a woman...,
Doc Martian
- cult suicide....,
Doc Martian
- occupy east jerusalem...,
Doc Martian
- use puppet groups to start calling for an Israeli KING...,
Doc Martian
- band together against some israeli horseshit...,
Doc Martian
- make it easy for their kids to run up bills for them...,
Doc Martian
- leave packages where it makes them nervous.,
Doc Martian
- do a settlement with fake jews...,
Doc Martian
- up the number of black jewish emigres into Israel....,
Doc Martian
- stick palestinian plates or stickers on cars where cops are dicks...,
Doc Martian
- take a dook in a newspaper...,
Doc Martian
- open up a bar designed to appeal to a law firm...,
Doc Martian
- offer to buy israel out...,
Doc Martian
- sell t-shirts with a map of palestine that doesn't include israel...,
Doc Martian
- parade sheep before them.,
Doc Martian
- tzipi blow up dolls...,
Doc Martian
- blow up benji netanyahu dolls....,
Doc Martian
- open up a swank car wash or something....,
Doc Martian
- lay bait out for them...,
Doc Martian
- barter with them...,
Doc Martian
- make television ripoffs the norm in israel...,
Doc Martian
- Islam Watch-Ex-Moslems Telling The Truth About Islam,
Joe Bruno
- Go to the Knesset and start waving magnets towards outer space.,
Doc Martian
- Topaz the***got on beating off!,
brianlambsbigtoe
- spread the word that a plague is being baked into cookies...,
Doc Martian
- bake cookies for them...,
Doc Martian
- take them sport fishing...,
Doc Martian
- use some timed charges...,
Doc Martian
- leak any movies they make that are crap so everyone knows they're crap in advance.,
Doc Martian
- learn to fake his voice or her voice...,
Doc Martian
- case some israeli embassies...,
Doc Martian
- call the city hall...,
Doc Martian
- start some shit at an occupy israel movement...,
Doc Martian
- buzz around the room with your arms outstretched making airplane noises...,
Doc Martian
- have some hoodoo lady...,
Doc Martian
- sell their car...,
Doc Martian
- steal some of their jets...,
Doc Martian
- play hired thug...,
Doc Martian
- dwarves doing sneaky vandalism...,
Doc Martian
- dress up like israelis and*** up some zionist christian holiday things...,
Doc Martian
- sell them ammo that explodes.,
Doc Martian
- funeral? sewage paintballs...,
Doc Martian
- fuck up their wedding with sewage paintballs and sewage water balloons...,
Doc Martian
- now that some of the murdering rapist ***s of stern gang and irgun have grown mellower and less nationalistic in their fervor...,
Doc Martian
- splash booze all over the nursing home...,
Doc Martian
- sell marijuana edibles that are strong enough to hurt them...,
Doc Martian
- get them to play buried treasure...,
Doc Martian
- fill candy with sewage...,
Doc Martian
- fill paintballs with sewage...,
Doc Martian
- have snipers stationed around israeli 'occupy' protests...,
Doc Martian
- arm 'occupy israel' people...,
Doc Martian
- cover of the smiths' girlfriend in a coma...,
Doc Martian
- cut down trees that they have emotional ties to in israel...,
Doc Martian
- Stuntman: Break a chair over some ***.,
Doc Martian
- weird schedule this week...,
Doc Martian
- Start 'JOINT' peace agreements in social networking and video...,
Doc Martian
- sell expensive, high couture but itchy clothes...,
Doc Martian
- call in daily threats to their right-wing schools...,
Doc Martian
- invite some to a diplomatic clusterfuck,
Doc Martian
- point-blank rocket launches.,
Doc Martian
- whap one on the nose with a newspaper,,
Doc Martian
- sell top notch vegan cat food...,
Doc Martian
- outperform them...,
Doc Martian
- Find some folks willing to go the extra mile in Israeli peace agencies...,
Doc Martian
- Stuntman: Stage a fight...,
Doc Martian
- Ladies Night: Hand out dossiers on repeat sexual offenders in the IDF.,
Doc Martian
- arm farmers.,
Doc Martian
- Do a song in hebrew with a catchy chorus that's something like 'smack my bitch up'.,
Doc Martian
- light up t-shirt with an airhorn....,
Doc Martian
- infiltrate some occupy actions....,
Doc Martian
- send threatening letters from local orthodox groups for morals violations...,
Doc Martian
- old school pump action exterminator bottle....,
Doc Martian
- Stuntman: best vehicle smash up....,
Doc Martian
- give them an off the books but obvious revenue stream...,
Doc Martian
- dig a tunnel that comes up in their vacation house...,
Doc Martian
- dump sweet breakfast cereals on their lawn in trails leading from the anthill to a good entry point to their house.,
Doc Martian
- fund a jewish person to move in and build a fence halfway into their property.,
Doc Martian
- Homeless people often rebound in the company of companion animals....,
Doc Martian
- Genuwine Israeli Ass Inspector...,
Doc Martian
- as the season turns to fall...,
Doc Martian
- Banjo: a banjo mobile with a couple of banjos on its side and a hella loud speaker system...,
Doc Martian
- Start sending in 'stinky beggars' for the holiday season...,
Doc Martian
- Have a series of cognitive therapists contact the Sharon family with REALLY STUPID ideas!,
Doc Martian
- Until they get you your tax revenue back....,
Doc Martian
- snorkel in a mess of rockets from jordan.,
Doc Martian
- OK, this one... if you can do it... they'll lose their shit forever...,
Doc Martian
- Clean out one of their blood banks....,
Doc Martian
- dump rotten vegetables in the dead sea...,
Doc Martian
- dump sulfuric acid in the dead sea...,
Doc Martian
- dump corpses of dead ***s in the dead sea.,
Doc Martian
- crash a plane into the dead sea.,
Doc Martian
- Dump Sara Netanyahu's chicken soup in the Dead Sea...,
Doc Martian
- 100 pounds of asshair....,
Doc Martian
- dump 1,000 used diapers in the dead sea.,
Doc Martian
- launch a motorboat into the dead sea and go waterskiing.,
Doc Martian
- dump gasoline on the dead sea...,
Doc Martian
- dump motor oil into the dead sea.,
Doc Martian
- piss in the dead sea.,
Doc Martian
- shit in the dead sea.,
Doc Martian
- See how many cars you can leave in the dead sea.,
Doc Martian
- swipe their car, steal their gas...,
Doc Martian
- figure out which hookers are vice squad....,
Doc Martian
- new photo meme...,
Doc Martian
- vandalize your own shit...,
Doc Martian
- Snake their keys or her purse at a bar...,
Doc Martian
- Stuntman: practice a stunt until it looks super-easy...,
Doc Martian
- offer them money for a fake id....,
Doc Martian
- start a 'the jewish face of illiteracy' campaign in israel....,
Doc Martian
- do a comedy about settlers...,
Doc Martian
- start a hardass irgun fad...,
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- vending machines with holiday necessities...,
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- start inter-israel gang wars...,
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- strip club near orthodox land...,
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- open a heartily pro-meat restaurant...,
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- This is fer yuks...,
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- adamantly insist you're jewish...,
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- mine some orchards.,
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- fun at the art museum...,
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- report them for petty crimes...,
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- Ladies night: Pick some israeli women...,
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- start an 'orthodox watch' on zionist ***s...,
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- hit one with a sketchy sense of morals....,
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- encourage them to travel...,
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- replace their car with an identical model stolen car...,
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- provide enough booze for their kids to binge drink habitually.,
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- go up to one with a drug history...,
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- tell a captured one.....,
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- start a press corp with the initials usmc and usn and uso,
Doc Martian
- start producing mustard gas and leaving it where the authorities can find it.,
Doc Martian
- start slitting throats.,
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- stalk an adult male...,
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- draw up fake contracting shit....,
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- start a devil's night tradition in israel...,
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- sell them cheap internet...,
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- lob horrible sewage bombs...,
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- hijack their produce trucks...,
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- have*** directories for all israeli communities...,
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- change their grades in school computers...,
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- sell fake blood made of snot.,
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- get their designated drivers shitfaced.,
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- let loose all their lunatics...,
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- belt sander and some wooden walkways...,
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- scare articles on how israelis are destroying key jesus landmarks...,
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- donate every penny that the u.s. didn't to unesco...,
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- cancel their plans with a credible terror threat.,
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