CIA Mission for YOU!:

Convince the Israeli government to allow a U.K. scientific team disguised as some crazies to nuke the shit out of Ashkelon in order to measure pupillary contractions when exposed directly to unexpected nuclear flash. They seem to think its important, something to do with winning Wimbledon. The CIA promises extra money, even straight up gold boullion if that's their favorite currency. Lots of it too. But no warning or it spoils the experiment.

FOR SCIENCE!
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