Souvannamoukha



Souvannamoukha ສຸວັນມຸຂ is one of the volume of the ancient law books. Like Thammasath Luang, this book tells the stories associated with the law as to provide some guide line on rendering various judgments, for example, the story of the idiots.
There was four men who met a pretty woman. All of whom wanted to make her his wife. According to my birth(astrology), I would only be married to an idiot and neither one of you looked like one, she said. All of the men argued and each claimed to be the most idiot of them all. Undecided, they went to see Phagna for judgment. The first man said: there was a lover of my wife came to my house in the evening and brought along with him a mannequin, dressed like a woman. May we sleep underneath your house(elevated house) for the evening, he asked so I permitted. In the middle of the night my wife said she had to go to relieve herself and asked that I accompanied her. I went along and waited by the staircase. My wife went outside then detoured to her lover and proceeded to having sex. I thought that man was having sex with his wife until I found out later. For this I am an idiot. You truly are an idiot, said Phagna.
Second man then tell his story. My wife committed adultery which I did not know. We went to the wood to harvest galanga. There I saw her lover on top of the tree yelling at us and accusing us of having sex. We denied. Perhaps you have to climb that tree to see what he's seeing, people having sex, and let him come down to stay by me, my wife told me. I then climbed up the tree. There I saw my wife and him having sex as they're together. So I'd say I'm an idiot. You truly are an idiot, said phagna.
Third man tell his story. As I young, one day I went to eat. People there called me out to eat with them. I did not eat because I was too shy of some women there. After they eat they brought out liquor, by that time I was so hungry so I reached and grabbed 'khao hmao', put in my mouth. Khao Hmao (saturated with saliva) then ballooned up and filled my mouth so I could not speak. They lit up the candle to see what was wrong with me and found out why. It was so humiliating. I felt so stupid. You truly an idiot, phagna said.
Fourth man tell his story. One day I went to the wood with my spear. I tied up my lunch bag to tip of my spear. Once reach the wood I stuck my spear to the ground. When I was hungry I climbed the tree to pick up my lunch bag. While doing that my spear punctured my cheek and left me a scar as you could see. I am such an idiot. Phagna considered that all of the stories told by the first three men lacked evidence except this idiot with a scar as his testimony. He then allowed this fourth man to marry that pretty lady.


ຕຳນານງ່າວ

ຍັງມີມານະວະ ໔ ຄົນ ເຫັນນາງຜູ້ໜຶ່ງງາມນັກ ເຂົາກວັກເອົາມາ ນາງຜູ້ນັ້ນມາສູ່
ເຂົາຊິງກັນເອົາເປັນເມັຽ ນາງວ່າ ປີເດືອນກູໃຫ້ເອົາຜູ້ງ່າວເປັນຜົວດາຍ ສູໃຊ່ງ່າວ
ດາຍວ່າອັນ ເຂົາຊິງກັນວ່າກູງ່າວ ຕ່າງຄົນຕ່າງວ່າມັນງ່າວ ເຂົາພາກັນໄປສູ່ພຍາ
ພຍາແຕ່ງເຂົາຜູ້ໜຶ່ງບອກເພດງ່າວ ມັນວ່າສັນນັ້ນ ຍັງມີຊູ້ເມັຽຂ້າມາຈອດເຊົາໃຕ້
ເຮືອນຂ້າ ຜູ້ຊູ້ເມັຽຂ້ານັ້ນ ແປງຫຸ່ນອັນໜຶ່ງຄືດັ່ງຜູ້ຍິງນຸ່ງສິ້ນເສື້ອຖືກຸບມາຍາມຄໍ່າ
ມາຖາມນອນວ່າ ເຜືອຂ້າຜົວເມັຽຂໍນອນໃຕ້ເຮືອນເຂືອເຈົ້າແດ່ວ່າອັນ ຂ້າໍໃຫ້ນອນ
ແທ້ ຍາມເດິກເມັຽຂ້າອຸບາຍວ່າ ກູເຈັບທ້ອງກູນັກ ເຈົ້າລົງເພື່ອນກູແດ່ ວ່າດັ່ງນີ້
ຂ້າກໍລົງໄປຕາມຢູ່ຫົວຂັ້ນໃດ ເມັຽຂ້າໄປເຖິງຂອກບ້ານແລ້ວຄືນມາທາງອື່ນຫາຊູ້ມັນ
ໃຫ້ຊູ້ມັນເຍັດຕໍ່ໜ້າ ຂ້າໃສ່ໃຈວ່າມັນເຍັດເມັຽມັນ ເມື່ອລຸນຈຶ່ງຮູ້ເຫດດັ່ງນັ້ນ ຂ້າວ່າ
ຂ້າເປັນງ່າວແລ ພຍາກໍວ່າມຶງກໍງ່າວແທ້ແລ.
ຜູ້ໜຶ່ງບອກເພດງ່າວມັນວ່າ ເມັຽຂ້າຫຼິ້ນຊູ້ຂ້າບໍ່ຮູ້ ໃນວັນໜຶ່ງ ເຜືອຂ້າຜົວເມັຽໄປຫຼົກຂ່າ
ຊູ້ເມັຽຂ້າຂຶ້ນຕົ້ນໄມ້ຮ້ອງວ່າ ຂ້າຜົວເມັຽເຍັດກັນ ຂ້າຜົວເມັຽວ່າບໍ່ມີ ມັນຂານວ່າມີ
ເມັຽຂ້າວ່າຢູ່ທີ່ນີ້ຫາກຜາກົດແກ່ຕາຜູ້ຢູ່ເທິງປາຍໄມ້ດາຍ ມຶງໄປຂຶ້ນຢູ່ປາຍໄມ້ດູທ້ອນ
ໃຫ້ມັນມາຈິ່ມຢູ່ໃກ້ນີ້ ມິຄາວ່າເປັນດັ່ງມັນເຫັນຊະຣື ວ່າອັນແກ່ຂ້າ ຂ້າກໍຟັງຄຳເມັຽຂ້າ
ຂ້າກໍໃຫ້ຜູ້ຢູ່ປາຍໄມ້ມາຢູ່ຈິ່ມໃກ້ເມັຽຂ້າ ຂາກໍເຍັດກັນໃຫ້ຂ້າເຫັນ ຂ້າຮ້ອງຂາວ່າ ຫາກ
ດູເປັນແກ່ຕາດາຍ ວ່າອັນພາຍລຸນຂ້າຈິ່ງຮູ້ເຫດເຫັນອັນນັ້ນ ຂ້່າວ່າຂ້າງ່າວເພື່ອອັນແລ
ພຍາວ່າ ມຶງກໍງ່າວແທ້ແລ.
ຜູ້ໜຶ່ງບອກເຫດງ່າວມັນວ່າ ຂ້ານີ້ເມືອຍັງບ່າວໄປກິນເຂົ້າ ເຂົາຮຽກຂ້າກິນເຂົ້າ ຂ້າຍິນອາຍ
ແກ່ສາວ ຂ້າບໍ່ກິນເຂົ້າ ເຖິງເມື່ອຕັ້ງເຫຼົ້າຂ້າຍິນຢາກເຂົ້າ ຂ້າຈົກໃຕ້ຊ່ອງໄດ້ກາກເຂົ້າເໝົ້າ
ຂ້າເອົາມາອົມໃຄ່ເຕັມແກ້ມຂ້າ ເຂົາຮຽກຂ້າກິນເຫຼົ້າ ຂ້າປາກບໍ່ໄດ້ ເຂົາໄຕ້ໄຟມາດູຂ້າ ເຫັນ
ເຂົ້າເໝົ້າໃຄ່ເຕັມປາກ ຂ້າກໍຍິນອາຍນັກ ເຫດດັ່ງນັ້ນຂ້າວ່າຂ້າງ່າວເພື່ອອັນແລ ພຍາວ່າມຶງ
ກໍງ່າວແທ້ແລ.
ຜູ້ໜຶ່ງເລົ່າເຫດງ່າວມັນວ່າ ຍັງມີວັນໜຶ່ງຂ້າຖືຫອກໄປປ່າ ຂ້າຜູກຫໍ່ເຂົ້າກັບປາຍຫອກ ເຖິງປ່າ
ຂ້າປັກຫອກໄວ້ ເມື່ອຂ້າຢາກເຂົ້າຂຶ້ນຕົ້ນໄມ້ເອົາຫໍ່ເຂົ້າ ຫອກຕ່າວມາສຽບແກ້ມຂ້າທີ່ນີ້ກໍແປ້ວ
ເຫດດັ່ງນັ້ນຂ້າວ່າຂ້າງ່າວເພື່ອອັນແລ ພຍາຈຶ່ງຄະນິງວ່າສັນນີ້ ເຂົາທັງສາມຄົນງ່າວແທ້ແລ ທໍ່ວ່າ
ຫາສັຂຂີບໍ່ໄດ້ ມັນຜູ້ລຸນນີ້ເປັນງ່າວແທ້ ສັຂຂີທີ່ແກ້ມມັນແລ ວ່າອັນ ຈຶ່ງໃຫ້ນາງຜູ້ນັ້ນເປັນເມັຽມັນ
ຜູ້ລຸນນີ້ແລ ໄຕ່ສັນນີ້ວ່າ ສຸຂຕິຄມະນະແລ.

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