Sabaidee all .
Little Paul watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods. Curious, Paul followed the car and saw Daddy and
Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Paul found this so exciting
that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........" At this point Mommy
cut him off and said, "Paul, this is such an interesting story, suppose
you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on
Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Paul to tell his story. Paul
started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car ! go
into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt
Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started
doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy
was in the army."
Onions & Christmas Trees
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many >kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
>breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and >firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but >hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree,
mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible
but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
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