Poor ole b'luto's getting his gormy head kicked in on SCJM

On Thu, 26 Mar 2009 01:43:36 +0000 (UTC), Joe Bruno
<jbruno@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

On Mar 25, 4:27 pm, mm <NOPSAMmm2...@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:10:56 +0000 (UTC), Joe Bruno

<jbr...@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>> YAWN. You don't know anything about my life. I never went to Sunday
>> school.
>> I know what Kosher is because I read the Torah, specifically the Book
>> of Leviticus, where the original
>> standards were set.
>It's all in Leviticus, Chapter 11:



>http://usccb.org/nab/bible/leviticus/leviticus11.htm

I thought you're a Conservative Jew. In Conservative Judaism, it's not
all in Leviticus.

You sound like a Karaite.

I said:

where the original
standards were set.

Capice?

Yeah, I understand that you don't know what kosher is. That's why you
claimed you could get kosher Greek food in San Diego and then said
that the place you got it sold pork and ham**. It's a good thing no
one relies on you, but still, before you say some place has kosher
food, you should say "not strictly". You didn't say that before, until
you were pinned down.

**You don't think the beef, veal, lamb, chicken, or turkey dishes at
the Greek place are made with kosher meat, do you?

If, at the start of a conversation instead of waiting until you were
pinned down, you would say "not strictly", then anyone who kept kosher
or even knew much about it would know that you meant "not kosher".

And you think the original standards are all in Leviticus but they're
not. Karaism probably says they are, but not Conservative Judaism.

.

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