Palestine Now!

My fellow Palestinians,
You have seen the way that Israel has taken away our land again and
again, broken their promises of a cease fire and raped our women. Our
brave Holy Warriors have fought back as best they can, taking a quick
trip to Heaven in the process and receiving their well-earned
sex-slaves, but we can never re-take our land that is now occupied by
Israel.

But who needs that land anyway? For Palestinians, Palestine lives
within us all! We need only look in ourselves to find it. After all, WE
made Palestine. Everytime we fart, we smell Palestine. Everytime we
have to eat our defecations, we are eating Palestine. Everytime we
drink our pee for pleasure like it is a little fountain, we are
drinking Palestine.

There is a home for us, my Palestinians, and it lies were all we have
produced has accumulated: The Sewer. I will take the first step in
visiting this Holy Land by flushing myself down the toilet. I will see
you there. Long Live Palestinian Defecation! (flush)

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