Ladies and Gentlemen I want to sing

Ladies and Gentlemen I want to sing,
I want to talk about my floppy ding.
It should be hard but it dangles like a noose,
One girl in town thinks it looks real good,
I hope she's well and not misunderstood.
Well it's my ding and of it I sing.
I like to put to use in the middle spring.
Well my gal says, "Boy you'd better put it away."
Because today all the queers are gay.
So I stick it in my pants and stop my sing.
My sing about my floppy and circumcised ding.
I'm sorry if I offended you in any way.
But I'd rather be chaste than horny and gay.
So I'll sing my song to the women I love.
Between her legs rests a beautiful dove.
And when I go into her I'm in heaven above.
And my ding feeds the voice of her beautiful dove.
Be joyful and happy Sukkot is ***.
And all the Jews in town will be chumming.
And I'll sing my song about my hanging ding.
While the Rabbi excommunicates me in a salom song,
Because he rules the town with his stiff hard dong.
So I guess that's the end of my humble song.

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