LOL..........My Jewish Cat



I think my cat has lived so long with us that she's Jewish. How do I
know? Well, she never works on Shabbous - never drives - never even
flicks a light switch. That's better than me.

She keeps kosher, too. Won't touch a pork cutlet - won't mix meat and
milk. I NEVER saw her eat a cheeseburger. It's true she doesn't go to
Temple, but I notice she spends hours - like a studious Tsadik -
meditating. Eyes closed, oblivious to the world, she's thinking Torah
and Talmud, I just know.

The rest.......
http://www.jewishmag.com/166mag/story_humor_cat/story_humor_cat.htm
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