Re: Hi from NYC!

In article <dpr7i.536$Tu4.494@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, chsw <chsw@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> writes:
Art Werschulz wrote:
Hi.

backon@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:

In article <1180549476.453586.42690@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, yzk <yaaqovk@xxxxxxxxx> writes:
Hi, All!

I just arrived safely in New York City, here because my oldest son is
IY"H getting married 14 June (Thanks in advance for the Mazal
Tovs :) ). I will IY"H be back in Yerushalayim 9 July.
Mazal Tov!

Allow me to "me too" the mazal tov.

Now you're going to have to give a "virtual" kiddush :-)

Josh

I'll save Josh the trouble of uploading his milching virtual kiddush menu:

<quote>
A kiddush doesn't have to be elaborate. Only something very "simple" like:

bagels & Bialys: plain, sesame, egg, poppy, onion
Danish & muffins:
Large & small dinner rolls:
Breads: plain rye, party rye, onion rye, pumpernickel
Pastries: 4 types of "ruggelach", lace cookies, brownies, mandel bread,
almond horns, oatmeal cookies, chocolate chip, biscotti,
cream puffs, eclairs, pecan diamonds, petit fours
Lox: nova, belly
Whitefish: boned whole, stuffed
Smoked sable fillets
Pickled herring fillets: wine sauce, sour cream and onion
Gefillte fish balls with horseradish
Lox spread
Cream cheese:plain, vegetable, chive
Salads: tuna, egg, whitefish, caesar, pasta rustica, sesame noodles,
plum tomato and cucumber
Kugels: fruit, dairy noodle, cheese blintzes
Cheese platter
Fresh fruit: Hawaiian pineapple, canataloupe, honeydew, strawberries
and seedless grapes
Crudite: broccoli florets, cauliflower florets, carrots, mushrooms,
cucumbers, tomatoes, bell peppers
Mediterranean: eggplant salad, taboula, hummous, olives
Beverages: coffee, tea, creamers, sugar, soda, seltzer, juices, punch
coming out of fountain, ice

As I said, nothing fancy :-)
</quote>


Actually, for many NYC weddings and bar/bat mitzvot, that isn't
considered fancy.


The Cohens want to impress everyone so for their son's Bar Mitzva, they
charter a Boeing 747 and fly in all the guests for a safari in Kenya.
At Nairobi airport, each guest is given a Landrover and when the brush
gets thicker are each given an elephant. When the brush gets too thick
they dismount and walk single file behind the guide who uses his machete
knife to clear a path. The guide suddenly stops and Cohen asks why. The
guide replies, "WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE BAR MITZVA PARTY AHEAD OF US
LEAVES THE AREA!" :-)


Josh



chsw
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