Re: Salah Jafar was hungry...
- From: "NefeshBarYochai" <tachnan@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: 31 Mar 2006 10:28:04 -0800
I happened to have the experience of witnessing Salah Jafar's mother
having intercourse with several mammals that looked like small mean
possums. It was a hot day. I was hiking from Jerusalem to the Yam
Hamaleck. I noticed a Bedouin tent and of course being the inquisitive
person I am took a walk by the tent. There was a sign in front of the
tent in Arabic and English as follows "Stink of the Jafar Family."
Immediately I realized these were not normal Arab Bedouin but the kind
of Bedouin that make a home in there genitals for the strongest
Spirochete in the Middle East, The Salah Jafar Spirochete. The reason
the Salah Jafar Spirochete is so strong is because it was cultivated
between the legs of menstruating Poodle. That's correct Salah Jafar
boinked a Standard Poodle named Yasir. But the reason the Salah Jafar
Spirochete is so strong is because Salah Jafar boinked the Poodle in
the tucas being as filthy as his customs allow. So I observed in the
Salah Jafar Bedouin tent, Salah Jafar penetrating in the tucas of a
helpless brown and white goat with long black ears. I immediately throw
up and that's when his mother started screaming at me to leave, but
when she saw I was just temporally sick she lifted her black gown and
asked if I would pick the lice of her *** and then screw her like a
pig. Why me being sick made her need me is beyond me? It was that
moment when I realized I was a born again Jew because I felt a
repugnance for her like any Jew feels for a person that has lice from
sleeping with non-human animals. I ignored her and started to walk away
when she pulled a small caliber pistol, maybe a 25 automatic and
ordered me to piss all over her. She said my urine would kill the lice
plus she enjoyed the smell of Jewish urine. So as I pissed all over
her when Salah Jafar asked me to *** in a plate so he could have some
dinner. So I *** in a plate and Salah dined on my fecal and I left
the area never to come back again. The moral of this story is: When an
Arab woman asks you to pick the lice off her ***, if you *** your
trousers it is ok.
.
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