Niggun leDavid

Oh my gerker, my gerker, my gerker went goo,
But don't you dare call me King of the Jew.
I said I'm not King I'm a gerker and a goo,
His name is David and he King to you,
He's King of, He's King of, He's King of the Jew.
And his name is David and he's different than you.
King of the Jew!
King of the Jew!
His name is David and he's different than you.
There was once a Palestinian Philistine Arab,
By the name of Goliath.
He had a big sword and he came out of Gath,
But David knocked him on his Philistinian ass.
They took Golitah's head and put it on a pole,
And those that looked close on his cheek they saw a mole.
So they chased the Philistines to Jerusalem,
Kicked their ass and called them scum.
David is still King and he sings real loud,
>>From a book called Psalms that makes us all proud.
When you read the Tehillim you know what I say,
I thank God for King David and feed his horses hay.
I'm just a servant of Hashem and the King,
Wherever I am is Israel and I'm proud of my ding.
So if you're a young lasse that wants to get close to me,
You can squawk in the grass but I won't show you my weenie.
For I have a gal and of her I'm proud,
But in a second I've give her to King David,
And bury myself in a shroud.
For we love our King and of him I sing,
Shalom alechem veh lehitraot,
Beyerushalim Eretz Israel tovot.

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