Greece to announce new currency
- From: Feck all rotten sassanaigh <seamusot@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 17 May 2012 13:40:10 -0700 (PDT)
It is to be called the DRACULA. It's a pain in the neck. If you place it in your pocket you might find your (Elgin) balls suffering from huge inflation the next day or else completely missing. There will be lesser denominations of the DRACULA (100) to be called the EUROGONE (50), WEREFUCKED (20), NOMOREOUZO (10), OLIVESOIL (5), MYBIGFAT (2) and the GREASELIGHTENING (1).
Expect a bloody mess.