My Living Will






I, Mul, being of sound mind and body, [???????] do not
wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands
of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass basic grade biology if their lives
depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the
bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask
for at least one of the following:

Potatoes Prepared Any Way
Chocolate
Coke

Beer

Bread Of Any Kind
Chocolate
Chicken
Biscuits & Gravy


Chocolate


Beer

Chocolate
Pizza
Ice cream
Cup Of Coffee
Peaches

Beer

Cantaloupe

Chocolate
Chocolate
Chocolate

Beer

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When
such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady
sing,' and call it a day!












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