Re: Nationalities
- From: "Ex_OWM" <allthespamyoulike@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 21 May 2008 14:17:59 +0100
Cat(h) wrote:
On May 21, 10:47 am, "Ex_OWM" <allthespamyoul...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might
expect, a shipwreck:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on these same absolutely, stunningly beautiful
desert (and deserted)Islands in the middle of nowhere, the following
things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in
a menage-a-trois
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the
German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.
The 2 Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, another long
look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming...
The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The 2 Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a
restaurant, and a
laundromat. And have got the woman pregnant in order to supply
employees for the store.
The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because
the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body, the
true nature of
feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of
fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and
palmtrees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her
opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship
with her mother is improving, and at least the taxes are low, and it
isn't raining....
The 2 Irish men have divided the Island into North and South and set
up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture,
because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut
whiskey. But they are satisfied because at least the English aren't
having any fun.
Where's the multiculturalism in all that, asks the French woman whose
other half is an Irish man?
Cat(h)
There has to be a smart answer to that .... if I could just think of it.
.
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