Re: Nationalities
- From: "Cat(h)" <cathy_ie@xxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 21 May 2008 04:07:13 -0700 (PDT)
On May 21, 10:47 am, "Ex_OWM" <allthespamyoul...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere,
the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a
shipwreck:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on these same absolutely, stunningly beautiful desert (and
deserted)Islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have
occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman The 2
French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
menage-a-trois
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with
the
German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning
and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman.
The 2 Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, another long look at
the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming...
The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The 2 Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant, and
a
laundromat. And have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for
the store.
The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the
American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body, the true nature
of
feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of
fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palmtrees
make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated
her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving,
and at least the taxes are low, and it isn't raining....
The 2 Irish men have divided the Island into North and South and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets
sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey. But they are
satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
Where's the multiculturalism in all that, asks the French woman whose
other half is an Irish man?
Cat(h)
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