the sheep
Subject: Miscommunication
A Welshman walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
Obviously he has been in the pub much too long and his words are slurred.
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache," he
says.
"I think you'll find that's a sheep," says his wife, sarcastically.
"I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you," says the Welshman.
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