Re: Shaved ass?

In article <syuLe.5969$RS.519@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>,
"Madra Dubh" <cocaine@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> Do you shave your ass?
>
> I had to ask because I read an article on the net about ass shaving and
> advice about not to do it. The guy that experimented was happy cause his ass
> was ivory smooth. However, he went about his day and sweat started
> collecting in his crack and eventully it ran down into his drawers and he
> mistook it for a liquid escaping his O-ring. He went home and got in front
> of a fan after getting bottomless cause he felt a hot sensation in his
> crack. He faced the fan and spread his *** to cool his crack when a most
> rancid smell hit him and he gagged.
>
> He eventually let the ass hair grow back but it itched like crazy and he
> said he was sorry to have messed with nature in the first place. I think the
> ass hair kinda works to hold the mositure and funk and keep it contained
> until you can get some soap and water to the area. If your ass is hairy as a
> coconut leave it be. Don't ass shave for some woman.....if she really loves
> you she will love your hairy ass too.
>
> Just my 2 cents
>
> What say you?
>
> Madra

What say I? I say that in my entire 53 years on this earth, the thought
never occurred to me, nor has any woman ever requested it, and for that
good fortune I'll be saying an extra "Thanks be to Jesus" this morning
at church.

Come to think of it, I'm not really sure just how hairy my ass is. It's
not something I reflect upon in the mirror.

--
-JR
Hung like Einstein and smart as a horse
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