REPORT FROM THE FRONT: 01 Feb 2008, 13:51 PST, 2nd Edition
- From: Otis Willie PIO The American War Library <themilitarytoday@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 02 Feb 2008 06:12:14 GMT
REPORT FROM THE FRONT: 01 Feb 2008, 13:51 PST, 2nd Edition
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You all at The Watch will recall that in my 22 Jan report I told you that
violence would start back up. Surely your news reports are now confirming what I
said.
I can also say with 100% accuracy that the war here, for our side, is over. We
lost. al-Sadr is asking for four times as much money from General Betray-us than
he got last year to keep up his cease fire. Because Betray-us balked at Sadr's
new $1 billion pricetag Sadr has been giving us a taste of things to come with a
few explosions here and there if CINC Bush doesn't pony up the dough himself or
get the Saudi's to buy off Sadr like they did last year right before Xmas. My
guess is it will be CINC Bush this time and not the Saudis who will pay the
money because we've been getting in two birds a day for the past four days
filled with pallets of cash right out of the mint. It looks like CINC Bush will
have to ask you all to pay more for gasoline to cover the cost.
On another note, we are told to expect a visit soon from the new Attorney
General Mike Mukasey who is supposed to be coming over here to take a look at
our interrogation techniques. For Mukasey's visit General Betray-us plans to do
a show-and-tell for Mukasey by first temporarily replacing our usual Jewish and
Afroid interrogators with lilly-white Baptists and Methodists so that it looks
like we're blowing pansies in faces instead of pushing and holding them under
water. I have got to say that CINC Bush's idea of using our Jewish and black
kids to perform the actual torture of these towelheads has proven to be a wise
idea. The Jewish kids here love to torture Muslims and don't show a bit of
regret or PTSD. Same-same with the black kids who will do anything to please
their white officers. Besides, these black kids grew up being beat to a pulp by
their parent's on a daily basis throughout their childhood so they enjoy the
payback. Maybe that's why so few Jewish and Afro vets out of this burg are
committing suicide. I have always said that you've got to send the right people
over here if you want the job done right. All those weird and perverted country
kids from Huckabeeville that Bremer put in charge of Abu Gharib functioned
solely for their deviant sexual gratification and not for the cause we're
fighting. Damn, am I glad Bremer's gone!
As for Mukasey, the fact that he too is Jewish should not scare our little
princely four-star twerp as it has. Like I said, Jews love to torture Muslims.
But still we hope that Mukasey makes his visit a one-day deal.
Say hi to (D/W redacted) for me. Tell him we're having fun now. And tell your
DEA friends back in the World that we estimate a 70% increase in kids coming
home with serious drug affinities over the next seven to twelve months because
the enemy here has adopted the VC's drug warfare scheme. Just like the Viet
Cong, al-Queda is making all kinds of drugs dirt cheap for our kids. Yep, we're
losing.
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