New Hunting License is now available in Texas.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source stated that Congress is
considering awarding Vice-President *** Cheney the Medal of Freedom,
the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in
shooting an attorney. The source was quoted to say, " All Americans
have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney
actually had the guts to do it".

In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which
issues
hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to
bag a
lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license.
Currently
Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and
bear,
at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but
open
season will be all year long. The department further stated that
although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been
brisk and it is believe it will generate annual revenues in excess of
$3 billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering
similar hunting stamps.

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