Re: Jason A. Kaatz A NEW WARRIOR FOR ISRAEL ANOTHER GREAT JEWISH DEFENDER AND

In article <aV1jf.29$gm2.23@trndny03>, letoured@xxxxxxxxxx () wrote:

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> You mean I hurt your alter-ego -- you're a sick ***; e.g., female
> imposter. And you don't even have the good sense to just shut up when you
> should.

Hey, talking of female imposters, what about Anne Coulter?

http://www.hoolinet.com/StrapOnVets/tabid/278/Default.aspx

An organization dedicating to exposing the truth about the former drag queen now
known as Ann Coulter

We are a coalition of former friends and co-workers of Ann Coulter who are upset
by her vicious anti-gay, anti-muslim, anti-feminist rhetoric and feel the truth
should be told. Our organization, Strap-On Veterans For Truth, is dedicated to
exposing the true past of America?s number one hatemonger.

Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda
Shenanigans. Ms. Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of ?Dude Looks Like a
Lady? ?I will Survive? and ?You Shook Me All Night Long? as well as an extensive
Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with her are concerned for her
as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spewed towards her former friends in
the gay community. We feel that by bringing the truth to light perhaps Ann will
come to grips with her past and change her wicked ways.

As Pudenda Shenanigans, she was well known on the drag circuit in Key West.
Whether she actually had a full sex change or not is a matter of debate,
although her adam?s apple is still visible in photos, under the appropriate
light. We who laughed, cried, worked and danced with her feel her story should
be told. We are not out to punish her, but feel it?s time she owned up to what
she really is.
Background

The person known today as Ann Coulter was born Jeremy Levinsohn in the village
in New York in 1960. His parents were typical latte-drinking liberals,
religiously conservative, but socially and politically radical. His father
taught Russian Literature at CUNY and his mother was a social worker. His
childhood friend Rodger Mihalot described him, ?The Levinsohns were nice people,
but his father was distant, so Jeremy seemed to seek a strong male figure in his
life. Although they were Jewish, he often hung out at our church, and really
seemed to spend a lot of time with Fr. Donatella Nowunn. I also think he was
really looking to rebel against his overly liberal parents. Otherwise he was a
typical kid, he liked to play cowboy, sailor and gladiator a lot. His favorite
movie was always The Sheik, he really seemed to have a fascination with Arabs, I
don?t know why.?

In the 70?s Jeremy went to Brandeis, where he majored in Sociology, with a minor
in comparative religions. His lifelong fascination with Muslims really seemed to
take root at Brandeis. But college roommate Ima Gaiboyye described an unhappy
man, ?He was never really interested in women, but did go see the theater
company?s production of ?The Wizard of Oz? 10 times, I thought he liked the girl
who played the lead, he really talked about her outfit a lot. After college
Jeremy just dropped off the face of the earth, we never heard from him again.?

Jeremy drifted for awhile before finding himself in Key West. Co-worker Licky
Dickenstein described these early years, ?Jeremy was a natural, I never saw
anyone take to drag so quickly. Once he found his persona, he was Pudenda
Shenanigans. For most of us drag was a part time thing, but Pudenda was 24-7,
always in character, always in costume. She really shook things up, she was a
goddess on stage.?

Former boss Phil Yoras recalled those heady days, ?Pudenda was really popular
with all the celebrities who came in. She really worked the Republicans. Dennis
Hastert, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O?Reilly, *** Cheney, they all used to sit right
up front for her shows. Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be her favorite, but once
she dressed in lederhosen and tried to do ?My Favorite Things? while sitting on
his lap. That was the last time Arnold came in. Of course he left holding a
plate in front of his pants, I don?t know why.?
By 1985 Ms Shenanigans was dating a Lebanese businessman, Ustahav Toubohls and
the two were believed to be deliriously happy. Friends report Pudenda always had
a fetish for Muslims and was considering a marriage proposal. But then she
opened up the New York Times one day and saw a picture of Mr. Toubohls with a
famous actress in New York. Former friend Gaivit Tuhym described the result,
?Pudenda was devastated, she couldn?t stand seeing her Toubohls with another
woman. She cried and cried, ?I miss my Toubohls, I want my Toubohls back!? I
don?t think she ever forgave him, the New York Times, or Muslims in general.?

After that Ms. Shenanigans disappeared for years, only resurfacing in the 90?s
as Ann Coulter. Her hatred for Muslims, gays and feminists is odd for her former
coworkers. Long *** Gone, a former co-worker stated, ?At first I thought there
was something funny about this Ann Coulter. I mean here?s a woman who claims to
hate feminists, but is in her 40?s, single, no kids, is very opinionated and
outspoken and concentrates on her career. Ann Coulter is the biggest example of
a feminist I ever saw. Then I noticed that in just the right light you could see
that adam?s apple and that?s when I recognized our little Pudenda Shenanigans,
the hottest drag queen this side of Fire Island.?

Strap-On Veterans For Truth

Once they realized who Ann Coulter was, Strap-On Veterans For Truth was formed.

Ann?s former friends and co-workers realized that her intense hatred of gays,
feminists and Muslims was really self-loathing and continuing hurt from the loss
of her beloved Toubohls. Although we know she?s been through a lot, we feel hurt
by her turning against everything she used to hold dear. We love you Ann, or
Pudenda, or Jeremy. We respect whatever lifestyle of gender you choose. We just
want you to be true to yourself and please stop the hatred. Come back to us and
share the love of your friends and community again.

Strap-On Veterans for Truth is a proud partner of The Hoolinet.

This is a satirical website. No right-wing nutjobs were harmed during
production. Our apologies to drag queens everywhere.




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Humpty Dumpty Bush fell off the Iraq wall.
Humpty Dumpty Bush had a big fall.
All his spin doctors and all the President's men
couldn't put Humpty Dumpty Bush together again.

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