Re: If Antari-Nejad Ruled the World


On Mon, 30 Jan 2006 18:48:03 GMT, peace2006 <peace2006@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

>If Ahmadinejad Ruled the World
>Ebrahim Nabavi
>
>“We have a duty to rule the world.” These are the words of Iran’s
>president Ahmadinejad who succeeded in finding ministers for all his
>cabinet posts after 5 months of searching. Right now, his government is
>getting ready for the day to run the whole world and this is what it’s
>preoccupation is:
>
>1-To achieve his goal of running the world, the president must know at
>least one language, for example Persian, which he must master to speak
>without any flaws or errors so that interpreters can translate them to
>the people of the world. This we know is a task that will take a few
>years to accomplish.
>
>2-To run the world, the president must be able to travel to other
>countries around the globe. It is really not enough just to have a
>passport for this, he must also get a visa to the destination. And that
>we know well means what.
>
>3-To run the world, the president would need to form at least 180
>cabinets on earth, and the problem is that in most countries, he has no
>relatives or friends to chose from. So if it took him 5 months to form
>the cabinet back at home, it is safe to forget the issue for the next
>forty years, which is how long it will take him to achieve the task for
>the 180+ countries around the globe.
>
>It is of course possible that running the world by president Ahmadinejad
>may not bring much benefits to the people of the world, but that is
>irrelevant as this will certainly bring plenty of benefits to the
>Iranian people. Let’s look at the benefits.
>
>1-In view of the historic hate of Iran and Iranians towards America,
>Britain, Israel, the Arabs, and the rest (we Iranians hate all
>foreigners), should Ahmadinejad run the world, we shall be able to
>revenge the historic injustice done to us and we shall take measures
>that will ensure their misery for the rest of time and the destruction
>of their country.
>
>2-Since Iran has during the recent years been on the top of all negative
>lists of the world, such as number of traffic or air accidents, number
>of executions, extent of violations of human rights, number of shutdown
>newspapers, worst capital investments, size of the brain-drain, level of
>pollution, etc, Ahmadinejad’s running of the world will change all that
>because others will become as bad as we are. So Iranians will feel pride
>that they are no longer the worst in the world.
>
>3-If Ahmadinejad runs the world, Iran’s brain-drain problem will be
>solved and no one will leave Iran. In fact the country’s immigrants too
>will return to Iran as well, because every place in the world will be
>ruined and so there will be no reason to immigrate.
>
>4-If Ahmadinejad’s government takes over the world, hundreds of thousand
>young fundamentalist Hizbullahi men will leave Iran to run the world,
>and so the people of Iran will be relieved of their presence at home and
>will be able to again comfortably breath.
>
>5-If Ahmadinejad runs the world, all his family relatives and friends
>will be extremely happy because they will all get jobs.
>
>6-And finally, if Ahmadinejad becomes in charge of the world, the psyche
>problem of many Iranian immigrants in the West who feel terrible because
>of their self-alienation in those societies will not exists any more
>because every place in the world will become so bad that these
>individuals would no longer feel they are living in some foreign land.
>It would be the same all over the world.

Replace "Ahmadinejad" with "George Bush" and "Iran" with "USA" and "West" with
"rest of the world". It still makes sense.


Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
.

Relevant Pages

  • "Hitler" Does New York
    ... 'Hitler' does New York ... President Mahmud Ahmadinejad: Well, I'm amazed. ... astonishing US disinformation on Iran, the Middle East and US foreign ...
    (soc.culture.china)
  • But seriously folks, this clown is dangerous
    ... On Thursday, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the president of Iran, who ... In a spirit of statesmanlike compromise, he now wants Israel ... of innocent Jews in furnaces," Ahmadinejad told Iranian TV viewers. ... Today it's all out in the open -- President ...
    (alt.politics.bush)
  • The Beginning of the End in Iran
    ... The Beginning of the End in Iran ... Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, ... During the previous "election" only a small percentage of the voters ...
    (uk.politics.misc)
  • @@ President Ahmadinejad: "insistence on our rights is not aggression" @@
    ... Insistence on rights is not aggression: Ahmadinejad ... Ahmadinejad ruled out the possibility that Iran would face sanctions by the UN ... The president also stated that Iran?s nuclear activities pose no threat to regional ... Iranian nation is united and that nuclear technology is 100 times more important than ...
    (soc.culture.iranian)
  • President Ahmadinejad: "insistence on our rights is not aggression"
    ... Insistence on rights is not aggression: Ahmadinejad ... Ahmadinejad ruled out the possibility that Iran would face sanctions by the UN ... The president also stated that Iran?s nuclear activities pose no threat to regional ... Iranian nation is united and that nuclear technology is 100 times more important than ...
    (soc.culture.iranian)