Re: Mumbai's Politcal Malarchy: Sid Harth.

On Jan 30, 6:12 pm, "bademiyansubhanallah" <bakul...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
On Jan 30, 5:46 am, "bademiyansubhanallah" <bakul...@xxxxxxx> wrote:





On Jan 30, 9:47 am, "bademiyansubhanallah" <bakul...@xxxxxxx> wrote:

Our own, "Hindu Hridaya Samrat, the shining piece of Hindu Hitlerite,
the one and the only one Big Bigoted and bavard of this glorious
millenium is accepting the fact that his body and mind is not doing
what it was indended to do, hate all other Hindus, just because they
do not speak our Marathi language and they have added misfortune of
not finding their birth records in this land, otherwise known as, in
private conversations around that demented person called, simply bal
Thakre, spelled as Balasaheb Thackeray, of Matushri, Bandra.

This Bandra "Bander, Bandolier, bad-boy, need not tell us his phisical
and/or mental health. For days he was not seen, neither was he heard
cursing all and sundry to keep the morale of his sagging and
ransacking slaves, also known as followers, or let me add, what is
left of such majestic gollowing.

I remember Bal, very fondly, in his hey-days when he was a cartoonist
in the Times of India. He learned from our great R. K. Laxman, the
gratest political cartoonist in India, bar none. The training did
something to Bal's capability to see something unique in politicians'
funny behaaviors and make fun of their speech and/or body language by
caricaturing in his now famous, easy-does-it, simple and elegant
cartoon drawing. few strokes is what R.K.Laxman sort of masters used
and Bal imitated Laxman to the "T."

Later, not getting enough work or the opportunities in the Times of
India, bal left and started to do a free-lance cartooning assignments.
We met each others in R.K Karanjia's Blitz offises, FilmIndia's,
Baburao Patels magazine offices and many places where we tried to sell
our merchandising, not in great demand, even then. Bal is very smart
kid and I respect him for the god-given talent of his. he should have
remained a true cartoonist and not ***-around with politics.

That is my two-cents' worth of political commentary today. May my good
friend live forever and witness the fist-fights among his former
followers, starting from Narayan rane, Chhagan Bhujbal, and bunch of
thugs who saw this idiot doing a magic trick and followed him to the
greater glory, a selfish kingdom for idiot, uneducated, unemployed and/
orunemployable gangsters playing local matka and imbimbing bhattiwater
on the side, always on the wrong side of peace and progress in Bombay.

Sid-the-brave-heart-Harth.

Back from the dirty-little-public-washroom in the shopper's paradise
Mall.

loksatta front-page article brags about its predictions.

Let me go through Loksatta's take on the tricksters' game of a chance,
that is what my own take is on this minor election, of Mumbai's
Municipality. Political electioneering, what else but political
electioneering in this landof honey, moreover, black money driven
politicking and practicing Hindu malaise with black money paid malai?.

Loksatta's 'Sattebaj,' and funny to the core of wishful thinking sort
of satirical prediction is that 'the BJP-Shiv Sena combine is going to
win majority. fat-chance, my bavards. It is going to be the case, my
prediction, when the very Hindu Hell will freeze over, period.

Then again, what do I know of local electioneering ring of boasting,
breast-bone-beating, baboons in the ring? I could be wrong and
Loksatawallahs smart-assed editors and political pun-dits could be
right. But my mother did not raise me, her famous boy, yours truly, to
be one of those saffron mouth and red-assed Hindu baboons. I have my
own sources, deep within the warring camps, from whom, to gladden myheart, I get secret information that tells me that this saffron gang
of two bros, make it two bozos, is going to be driven out of the town,
my Bombay the Beautiful, sort of town, in this minor municipal
election.

In Vile Parle, both sides of the permanent dividing line, your
Western Railway sort of line, where I am having good time in observing
the shenanigans of all these candidates, Sharad pawar's Congress
anointed caandidates, Sonia gandhi's sagging Congress candidates,
Balasaheb Thackerays fading sun's rays kind, fading-fast Shiv Sena
goon-squad candidates, 'never-get-tired-of-putting-their mokhota,'
kind of Bajpayee's stock photo on the front, center and behind trucks
campaigning in Vile Parle and all opther 'Hindu Brahmin-Bania
dominated localities, where, these babboons, goons, imagine, nay, day-
dream, against all odds, that their "Ghoda," more like 'dying donkey'
is going to win this little race, hands down.

Not so, my little buddy-fuddy-safron dum-dum big daddies, boys. Sonia
has chosen, meticulously and thoughtfully, a strong team of winning
candidates. Sharad pawar is not far behind this strategy to win. Both
these opposing campain candidates are depending on the "Bhaubandaki,"
among the fighting among themselves barrons, Raj and Uddhav, whereas,
Sanghwallas, haalf-chaddiwallah, your BJP boys are holding their
proverbial clothes, "tum ladho, hum apke kapade sambhalate hain," Not
a winning team, not apparently, nor critically thinking, the way I do.

Got to break this 'break-neck' running commentary. Cigarette-break,
for this commentator, more like the 'tormentator of jingoistic, Hindu-
Brahmin-Bania baboons.'

More later.

SidtheBraveheartHarth

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Back on the track after leisurely, three-Martini-lunch in the most
ritzy-glitzy neighborhood of my hometown, vile Parle (east) and
resting my overtaxed, tired old bones for a sec, I am back. Watch-out
brahmin-boys of Shivanand. enough said.

here we go again...

During a slumber, more than a restful nap, I dreamed about creaming
holy Hindu Brahmin boys' collective asses. "Bad thoughts bring you
nothing but bad karma," the ringing in my ears sounded like my guru,
who shall remain nameless, formless to protect his identity.

'Alas, what good it is if I do not get to blast some fat buns, on the
side, while I report a major malfeasance in the Mumbai Municipal
elections to be held on the February 1, circa 2007?' is my unspoken
reply to my Guru's back-hand slap.

I found a treasure-trove of activities being surreptitiously conducted
by these very self-same BJP, VHP, Bajrang Dal variety, your garden-
variety of Sangh/RSS "Parivar," 'owned and managed by holy Hindus,
right from their ivory towers headquartered in, none other than,
"Zandewalan, New Delhi, the capital of Morally Superior, Hindu
majority India. Amen.

Malfeasance is a major charge against these fellas, morally challenged
fellas. 'Not to be biased in reporting the facts' is my mantra.
Therefore and whereas, I picked up one stapled poll *** among
others, and tested its mettle. I came out with what I described
above...'a treasure-trove of bad behavior of the Brahmin boys of
'shivanand."

Let us get some authentic information out before we dig deep in this
moral mess.

The title of this Government-Election Commissioner supervised and
sanctioned--"The Official Polling list," listing eligible, add to
that, 'verified by personal visit to the particular household and
checking all its living members against previous voting records,
Ration Cards listing their existence, and all other and sundry
verification check-lists, kind of true and trusted list.

Mumbai municipal election Voter Poll Title

40-192

Area of this ward is extensive. From Dixit Road to Playground cross
Road, also Nehru Road or part thereof.
following is marathi language, as used on the list: Sorry marathi
challenged readers.

prabhag no. 80

name of the ward: Vile Parle (East) Telephone Exchange

vidhansabha No. 40

list No. 192

this is the information on the face of the attached, detailed list of
veters.

Inside there are pages after pages of tables.

The headings:

anukram, vidhansabha matadar sanghatila sandarbh kra. (a. kra.0, ghar
kra., matadarache puurna nav, nate, natewaikache puurna nav, linga,
vaya, olakhpatracha anukramanka.

In all nine columns. I found one known dead man, aarvind narahar
phene, long dead, I was there when he died. on the roll.

I found three names who migrated to America years before and never
lived in that apartment since then on the roll.

Archana Padmakear Padhye, female, age 38, (last column entry gives her
number as:0 MT/08/040/0606046.

Nxt in line is her younger sister, also dearly departed for better
American pastures:

Anita Padmakar Padhye, female, age 32 ....mt/08/040/0606308

below this entry is another of padhye family's boy.

Mukund Padmakar Padhye, male, age 30, ... mt/08/040/0606244

Now--now! what do we have here?

'A major Hindu moral degradation proof,' that is what.

Archana and Anita are happily married and have officially changed
their legal names. Makarand is also very happily married and is,
currently, living with his nurse wife in the USA.

This is a challenge to the powers that be, including but not limited
to, 'the officials of the Election Commissioner of India/maharashtra/
Mumbai.'

These seven buildings are loaded with Brahmin/BJP/RSS/VHP/ boys of
great intelligence, education and well informed, well behaved sort of
middle-class marathi people.

How come I find moral sewer running under these seven pristine
buildings?

I had no time to check all the members on this list. Just a one-
building sample.

Back on the track after spending lot of my valuable time in chasing,
'waning and disappearing moons,' like our own, "Hindu Hridaya Samrat...
(Emperor of Hindu Hearts, meaning the most respected leader of all the
Hindus of the world). I am referring to Mr. Bal Thakre, former Times
of India cartoonist with very very low wages. I am mentioning, as a
guilty person of this century, gulty of misleading Marathi people in
thinking that he, Bal Thakre, is their god-sent savior. I have
pleasure in pointing at this stupid, vainglorious man who made a mess
of politics in Maharashtra, where Congress party led by Mr. Jawaharlal
Nehru, Indira Gandhi have laid a solid foundation of cosmopolitan
nature of Mumbai serving the secular democracy in the best possible
manner

I am accusing this 'mad-dog Marathi monster,' none other than this
senile, saffronite, Shiv Sena, leader (speaking in the ear of an
American reporter of the Washington Post of Washington, D.C. USA---the
person was none other than yors truly but that old senile man Bal
Thakre, did not know or care) also known among his strng and obedient
followers such as Narayan Rane, Manohar Joshi, Chagan Bhujbal, Arun
Gawali and hordes of others who could not stand Bal Thakre's
dictatorship and constant meddling in and disrupting political
process.

This "Remote Controller, (Yelling and screaming at all those clap-
trap, Shiv Sena goons arround him and holding a mike in front of his
old face and prompting previously tape-recorded message of his twenty-
five year-old famous speech in front of psychologcally deficient and
considered danger to themself inmates of the Thane Mental asylum) "Get
me out of here, sooner the better... as I cannot stand here, all-
proped-up-with bamboo sticks holding my old, neglected, farting
fascist body tied down to the saffron flag-post securely planted on
this stage."

Little fun of the most fascist among all the fascists of the world,
Hitler, Mussollii, Stalin, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Castro of Cuba, General
Pinochet, RSS "SarSanghaChalak" sort of fake leader, aka Guruji
Golwalkar and company.

Let us get serious. Seriously.

The waning 'Hindu hridaya samrat,' saffron rat, if you ask me, was not
very pleased at the low turn-out in the local Municipal elections in
major cities of Maharashta. The confirmed reports indicate that merely
48-49 % voters, actually took the trouble to wake on time to vote. All
that classic rhetoric of Balasaheb Thackeray did nothing to get his
dying party's candidates elected.

Balasaheb Thackeray's famous vitriolic, "alcohol imbibed rantings and
ravings made no difference. Balasaheb Thackeray tried imploring,
meaning begging at Thane rally of his staunch supporters made
absolutely no difference. Even if all the standing, sitting, shitting
saffronites, his true and trusted followers in Thane, gathered their
collective wits, saffron simian, Balasaheb Thackeray would not be
proud at their showing at the polls.

The field was packed-up with competitors like "Congress," ( Sonia led
and controlled) "Congress," (Sharad Pawar led and poorly controlled)
Raj Thackeray, Balasaheb Thackeray's own nephew had put all his energy
into carefully selecting the strongest and the best candidates to
oppose Balasahe's poorly selcted candidaes from his, Raj's new party
cadre in his new organization "Maharashtra Nav-nirman Sena," an answer
to Balasaheb Thackeray's old and dilapidated, rickety and shitty,
tired Shiv Sena.

The chances are very in favor of Raj Thackeray giving his uncle, Hindu
hridaya samrat rat, akilling blow right in his heaving with pride
'Hindu Fascist' chest as a going away special gift. Raj Thakre and his
young and vibrant followers, together are going to bury Balasaheb
Thackeray in Thane's famous Mental Asylum backyard for good. Good.

Sid Harth...The one and The Only Hindu-Brahmin-Basher, bar none.

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"Call me names, call me brash, call me abusive, call me 'mad-dog-
American stooge," I take full blame for my harsh language. My sincere
apologies to the dead person's family but I am not sad or sorry for
the Padhye couple who intentionally allowed their three children's
names on the list.

Sid the Brave Heart Harth...'None is more forthright '

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