Rock and Roll in Mumbai Municial Poll

Dateline Mumbai...

You, the real critic of yours truly, by this time must have seen my
tribute to Balasaheb Thackeray, may god bless his sagging morale and
crazy morality in his last few days on this mother India earth of
ours.

Why am I into political commentary, of all the things, Mumbai
Municipality's little election? Because, my dear readers, my guru
chastened me and advised me to be gentle and polite and do nothing to
insinuate hatred among the Hindus of India, Bharat, to you hindu
jingoists.

I am getting old, bal, my good buddy is not the only one. I am his
contemporary and I have, if not associated with him in any manner or
fashion, both in politics or political commentaries in the words,
pictures, cartoonsor anywhich way what sounds as an intelligent, self-
respecting profession. bal was not my enemy, neither was he my friend.
he was and still is one big bavard, who damaged good, brotherly
relations among all the people of Bombay by his *** of Shiv Sena hate
mongering philosophy. Ultimately, to my satisfaction, he mellowed and
allowed a modified view of his, Bhayya hating, madassi hating
Bangladeshi Muslim hating, Sonia Gandhi hating, Indira gandhi
worshipping, khandani money accepting, new and improved policy of Shiv
Sena.

Something has to be given, such as strong-arming the minorities of
Mumbai. It serves no purpose to make them feel unwanted in Mumbai.
Afterall, they are theones who keep Mumbai work like the proverbial
'Clock Work, smoothly runs on their hard work and sacrifices, on the
main streets, on the bylanes, in the Zopadpatties and Zuggies of
Bandra slums, Dharavi slums and the biggest and best slum of Mumabi,
Artists colony where Balasaheb lives with the help of 185 armed-to-the-
teeth policemen.

Enough about balasaheb's sagging effect on the mumbai Municipal
elections getting to the campaigning end before this day's sundown.
More later, I gotta go peeing, sorry, I also have old-age problems
like our great "Hindu Hridaya Samrat," sort of Shiv Sena rat.

Sid the Brave Heart harth

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