Re: Lavalas Joke

Let's edit this text:
The Democratic party chairman walks into a Bank of America and says to
the republican woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking
account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account
now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
inform him of her situation.

The manager, a member of the Republican party in good standing (white,
rich, protestant, and a religious right activist) agrees that the
teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return
to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to
be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. I just made $200 million
bucks from an easy lobby job and I want to put my damn money in this
damn bank."

"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

WOW! IT FITS... AND IT IS MORE REALISTIC...

Gwo Mango wrote:

**why is this a "Lavalas" joke, I don't know, but it made me
> guffaw...it's terrible...bad joke**
>
> m. ;-)
>
> ---
>
> A Lavalas official walks into sogebank and says to the
> woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking
> account."
>
> The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir.
> I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
>
> "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn
> checking account now!"
>
> "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
> tolerated in this bank."
>
> The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
> manager to inform him of her situation.
>
> The manager agrees that the teller does not have to
> listen to that foul language. They both return to the
> window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what
> seems to be the problem here?"
>
> "There is no damn problem," the man says. I just came
> from Tabarre with $200 million bucks and I want to put
> my damn money in this damn bank."
>
> "I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving
> you a hard time?"

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