Two Proposals Worth Considering...

Two Proposals Worth Considering...

New Gas Plan....Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The
best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price
of gas would have to come down as a result.


New Immigration Plan... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the
border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him
a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to
come to America, then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him
soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will
be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also
be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably
deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and
the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to
serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.

If you think these are good solutions to both of the problems, forward
it to your friends. I just did.







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