Islamic Toilet Paper Invented by Mr. Fool [Re: Islamic Recipes Wanted]

TheChosenFool wrote: 
"Sheik Oily Oleum" <aceite@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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Submitted recipes will be modified to include dog, pork and byproducts
disguised to look, feel and taste like mutton and lamb.

Also wanted:  Drink recipes that disguise the taste of alcohol.

Surprise your Moslem friends after dinner!  Send CARE packages to the
inmates at GTMO!  Open a Mid-Eastern theme bar, grille and restaurant!


Are you out of your mind?  Can you possibly post evil things like that in
public with no regard of implications to you and your family?  If you are
waging a war against this group of people, why not do it in your backyard -
not here in a Filipino newsgroup.  Filipinos have nothing against these
people.  Try an American newsgroup, that's my tip.
Do you have a decent molecule left in that dying body of yours, pig?


In a related development to the preceding posting, The Chosen Fool today displayed to the media a variety of toilet paper specially designed for Islamic use.

It will be made from the same grade of most generic, single layer, diaphaneous toilet paper in the Arab market, but formed into a glove fitted for the right hand of devout Moslems.

"With my invention, our glorious brother terrs will no longer be required to use their unprotected left hands in their ablutions. They may now use their right hands in cleansing themselves or their friends. They can go from their holes in the sand straight to the adjacent dinner carpet, bypassing the traditional finger bowls/camel piss recetacles," Mr. Fool stated.

"This will bring the added benefit of camel piss conservation in the desert and finger bowls/camel piss receptacles not converted into elegant goblets can now be used as shrapnel in improvised explosive devices," Mr. Fool added.

"My Islamic line of toilet paper is designed to be used more than once with proper under-the-head-rag storage," The Chosen Fool said in closing and immediately prior to an actual demonstration of the exciting product's utility.

Dealership opportunities:  IslamicAsswipe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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