Here is some funny stuff for you

Here is some funny stuff for you

Q: How do you get a Jew out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a bucket of
A: The bucket.

Q: Where can you find a good Jew?
A: In a cemetery.

Q: Why do they bury Jews under 8 feet of ground?
A: Because deep down they're really good people.

Q: You are in a room with Adolph Hitler, Arafat, and a Jew. You have a gun
and only two bullets. Who do you shoot?
A: Shoot the Zionist twice to make sure he's dead.

Q: Why did the post office discontinue their Jewish figures stamps?
A: People didn't know which side to spit on.