Re: JESUS COMING MILLENNIUM


BULL *** !!

This is how the TEN Commandments came about....................


10 Commandments - The Story

God went to the Arabs and said, " I have Commandments for you, that
will make your lives better "

The Arabs asked, " What are Commandments ? Can you give us an
example?"
God said, " For example, Thou shall not kill "
The Arabs were shocked, " What ? Not kill ? No way !
Killing people is our birth-right and the only reason for our
existence. No. We are not interested "

So God went to the Africans and said, " I have Commandments " The
Africans wanted an example.
God said, " For example ........... Honour thy Father and thy Mother "
The Africans were dismayed. They said, " Father ? Yo maan ! Can't tell
for sure, who our fathers are, maan ! "

So God went to the Mexicans and said, " I have Commandments " The
Mexicans wanted an example.
God said, " For example .......... Thou shall not steal "
The Mexicans were flabbergasted.
They said, " No steal ? No steal ??? Hey Senor, we no steal then how
we live, huh ?
Gracias, but no! "

So God went to the French and said, " I have Commandments " The French
wanted an example.
God said, " For example ....... Thou shall not commit adultery"
The French were stunned.
They said, " What ? Not commit ze adultery........ ? Non, Non, Non.
Non Monsieur. Pardonnez nous.
We ze French, must have ze romance "

So God went to the Jews and said, " I have Commandments "
They asked, " Commandments ? How much do they cost ?"
God replied, " They are free "
Jews answered, " Good. We shall take TEN !!! "






On 12 Jun, 07:06, "FRANKIE LEE" <phebe...@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
JESUS COMING 3

Jesus: Think not that I have come to destroy

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