Islam Origins: Part 1

How did the Profit Mohammad get his name?

First, you must know that after a certain age, all Arabs re-name
themselves after a certain definitive characteristic. When the Profit
turned 20, he renamed himself to Mohammad which means 'small ***' in
Arabic. His occupation was a pimp, but he was very unsuccessful,
getting only a few women and men to serve him due to his ugliness and
terrible stink.

One day, the god of pimping, Allah, aswered him in a dream and told him
how to pimp properly. Mohammad was so happy that he soon became so
authoritative that he ended up having over 2 billion whores at his
command. He got so much pimp money that all the men around him called
him the Profit Mohammad.

As a reward for all those that follow the ways of the pimp, Mohammad
declared in his will that if you do as much evil as you can as a pimp
and criminal in the world when you are alive, you will receive a
portion of Mohammad's surplus of whores in the amount of 72 'virgins'.

Unfortunately, Mohammad's surplus is quickly running out do to the vast
number of murderes and rapists converting to the Islamic faith. Now,
that figure has been reduced to 3.5 (but don't tell the terrorists;
they'll be really mad that they killed themselves for nothing, oh
wait,....).

Stay tuned for the next part of Islam Origins: Why Islamic Women Have
To Cover Themselves (aka Mohammad's Shame).

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