OBAMA'S TRIBE IS GOING BONGO

TNB IN THE NIGGAFUCKATED SHITHOLE OF NAIROBI

The most useless critter on the planet is a buck ***. That's
evident in the sprawling slum of Muthare that's been the epicenter of
violent unrest in Nairobi, Kenya, ever since this country's bitterly
contested Dec. 27 election. On the far edge of Muthare, on Juju Road,
a dusty, litter-strewn artery, army trucks idled near the charred
remains of four freshly burned carloads of niggers. On one side of the
road was a campaign poster for opposition candidate Raila Odinga,
marking the area as belonging to Barrack Obama's Luo Tribe. Walking a
few steps the other way, is the territory of embattled head ***
Mwai Kibaki's Tribe, the Kikuyu.

For a while, the fecal colored parasites in Muthare coexisted. Now
Kenya is an area again divided along Tribal lines. In the last week,
thousands of shitskinned savages have been killed and almost 1,000,000
left homeless in violence-ridden East Africoonia. Homes, shops, and
churches have been burned to the ground with crude Molotov cocktails
made from Coke bottles. Random attacks and gang rapes are constantly
occurring under the cover of night, keeping everyone as nervous as
pregnant nuns. "It's usually like this," says Rastus. One of Rastus's
best friends, a Luo, longer speaks to him because he's a Kikuyu.

Vigilantes have taken control of Muthare. On the Kikuyu side, the
Mungiki, a savage pack of africoons behind past election violence,
have begun levying a tax to keep their 'hood safe. Another gang
representing the Luo is offering protection of their *** for
roughly the same price. The levy is 100 shillings but anything's too
much for the hapless jungle bunnies there. Ouma, a Luo mammy with
three pickaninnies, desperate to get to a hospital, and a Kikuyu buck
brandishing a rungu, a wooden baton, tried to leave Muthare. They
sought an escort through another tribe's area. But in nearby Kibera, a
typical Africoon slum and an Odinga stronghold, no one can get past
the cordon. "Hatari sana," said a Chief in Swahili. "Too dangerous."

Several world leaders have expressed their hopelessness about a
resolution in Kenya, including Desmond Tutu, who remarked, "It's just
Typical *** Behavior (TNB)".

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