If a *** can't trust his *** who can?

Sheriff's deputies raided the home of cRapper DMX on Friday, seizing
several pit bulls and finding the remains of three other dogs but
making no arrests. The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office received a tip
more than a week ago about dogs being kept in inhumane conditions at
the Phoenix-area home, said sadistic Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Detectives visited the home and then called one of the crapper's
shitnics and told him that the conditions for the animals at the
property needed to be improved or deputies would take action, Arpaio
said. The dogs were not being fed or given water.

Authorities returned to the home Friday. The 36-year-old fecal colored
parasites, whose real name is Earl Simmons, was not at home during the
raid. Simmons' shitnic said Simmons hasn't been in Arizona for at
least two months and was "extremely pissed" to hear his "Trusted
Homies" were doing all his *** and not even watering his pitbulls.
"He had a typical *** that wasn't taking care, that's what
happened," the shitnic proclaimed. "DMX says those dogs are
practically his family."

Arpaio said the deputies who served a search warrant at the home
Friday seized 12 pit bulls tied up on the property and took them to an
old jail that has been converted into an animal shelter. Deputies
found buried dogs when they dug up the back yard. One had been burned
and the cause of death on the others was unknown because the bodies
were decomposing.

Deputies also found a variety of drugs, firearms and dying fighting
dogs, Arpaio said. Authorities sought additional warrants so they
could check the guns to determine if they were illegal. The ***
earns its name everyday.

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