Nwords on the Tennis Court

Was walking in the park today and saw two nwords on the tennis court.
The female had a tennis racket and was trying to hit the ball while
talking on a cellphone. The male also had a tennis racket and was
dressed like a clown, with baggy shorts, a purple t-shirt and
backwards baseball cap. Both looked utterly ridiculous.

All of the Humans in the park were sickened and appalled by their
presence. When will we realize that nword animals should not be
allowed outside of their natural habitat, which is within their
self-made slums, on streetcorners and stoops? They certainly do not
belong in city parks where decent folk have to endure them.
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