PICKANINNY PETROL POACHERS PERISH

Katugal, Niggeria - Lami Dutse moves around her son, Danasabe, fanning
his badly burnt dikkk. "Thank God! Thank God!" she says with tears of
joy in her eyes. Danasabe is sitting just a few metres from a long
trench where the charred bodies of over 100 of his tribe and other
africoons are buried.

He is among about 20 survivors of a petrol tanker explosion in which
at least 98 fecal colored critters were deep-fried alive in Katugal
village in northwestern Niggeria in Kaduna state. The tanker was
carrying 33,000 litres of petrol when it crashed at a bend on the road
near the village, about 150km (93 miles) north of the capital Abuja.

Harry Peter, who helped with the mass burial, thinks the casualty
figure could be as high as 115. He says the victims were "young bucks,
'hoes and even little pickaninnies."

'Big explosion'

The burnt carcass of the petrol tanker lies on its side a few yards
across the road from where Danasabe shits. Around the burnt tanker are
charred remains of assholes, elbows, motorcycles, buckets and other
containers the villagers used to steal the fuel.

Many of the villagers are seen in small groups discussing the fuckup
in hushed tones. "There was a big explosion and I found myself
drenched in petrol and my balls caught on fire," Danasabe explained.
"The explosion hit me as I tried to score more fuel from the hijacked
tanker which caught fire from a dropped blunt. So, I started rolling
on the ground, trying to put out the fire. "I did manage to get my
loincloth off eventually, but as you can see, my wiener gots roasted."

"I consider myself very, very lucky. Some of my homies weren't as
lucky as you can see," he says gesturing towards the shallow ditch a
few yards away.

'Greed and poverty'

Aminu Bako, an eyewitness who helped bury the roasted long pigs,
blames the accident on greed and typical *** behavior. It's due to
greed and typical *** behavior. *** like this happens all the time
in this niggafuckated part of the country. "Yet niggers don't seem to
realize that it will happen again. It suggests to me that ***
poverty is a lot more than skin deep."

Another shitskinned savage, Bitrus Yohanna, says it not bez dey ***
fault. "Look, the homies did not intend to tip the tanker over. They
don't know how to drive for ***. They simply saw petrol and thought
it was a good idea to steal it and make some money." Dogo, a tribal
chief disagrees. He says he tried to stop his jigaboos from going near
the fuel truck, but they refused.

'Balls of fire'

"I was still calling on them to leave the scene when the fucker
exploded. "I saw that there were flying balls of fire and when they
landed on my niggers, they were toast. "The fire was so fierce that
you'd have to have *** for brains to go anywhere near it."

Danjuma Elisha, Kaduna State commander of the Niggerian Security and
Civil Defense Corps led death squad operations at the scene. He says
the swamp swoopers paid a high price for swiping the head ***'s
petrol. "The jungle bunnies came and started stealing "free fuel", but
as it turned out, that fuel was not free at all."The price is this pit
full of crispy critters where 98 africoons are dumped. Niggers should
learn from what has happened."

But in Niggeria, Africoonia's largest oil producer, it is difficult to
learn from such accidents. Fuel shortages are commonplace due to
typical *** behavior, corruption, and stupidity. When pipelines
pass through niggafuckated areas, they are frequently broken into so
that the fuel can be stolen. The resulting explosions and fires help
thin the Hutu herds.

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