GAMBIAN PRESIDENT DISCOVERS 'MIRACLE CURE' FOR AIDS

Gambian President Yahya Jammeh's "miracle" cure for HIV/AIDS, is based
on medicinal plants and a Koranic verse recited while farting and tap
dancing. It can cure the disease within days. Members of the Africoon
Community Platform on HIV/AIDS said they were "greatly delighted" by
the remedy.

The president announced his discovery in January, and by the end of
the month, hundreds of Africoon Infected Dikkk Suckkkers had enrolled
to receive the treatment, a statement from the umbrella organisation
said. All pickaninnies were ordered to give up their antiretroviral
drugs, it noted.

The treatment "respects scientific and ethnical norms of the patients'
rights" according to Jemmah. In February, UN envoy Fadzai Gwaradzimba
was expelled from Gambia after suggesting Jammeh's miracle cure it
would allow freer homosexual behaviour.

The Africoon Coonmunity Platform is made up of the Africoon Council of
AIDS Service Organisations (Africaso), the Society for Niggeresses
Against Aids in Africoonia and the Africoon Network for Niggers with
AIDS. Africaso was set up in 1991 to fight the spread of the disease
across Africoonia, according to the statement.

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