Zimbabwe's head *** sends Humans a Message!

Head *** Mugabe says Human critics can "go *** themselves"

Head *** Mugabe said Human critics of his dikkkatorship can "go
*** themselves" after they blamed him for having his tribal goon
squad beat he balls off of opposition leader Tsvangirai.

At a luxury hotel in Johannesburg, was the annual dinner of the
Foreign Correspondents' Association, and almost everyone from the
Africoon press corps was there. One of the token niggers, Tsvangirai,
the leader of Zimbabwe's Bowel Movement for Change was at the party.
Over the course of happy hour, he gave us his typical niggawhine about
the current niggafuckation of the former Rhodesia. If there was a
need, he said, to confront Robert Mugabe's dictatorship on the
streets. Mr Tsvangirai made it clear he was prepared for a brutal
response from the state, for the banning of meetings, and for arrests.
"Wez been to jail in the past," he mumbled. Less than 48 hours later,
Tsvangirai and his tribal homies were once again in custody. In
addition, they were beaten like rented mules in the process. The
*** who limped into court in Harare on Monday, with a flattened
nose and his lips heavily swollen, looked nothing like the uppity
africoon who had partied with the press, here in Johannesburg, a
couple of days earlier.

As the battered BMDC gangbangers were treated, one of the local papers
published a truly hilarious picture on its front page, of Sekai
Holland, a member of the opposition. She is a roving 'hoe for the BMDC
and does tricks on numerous occasions at international gatherings.
This week's photograph - captioned "Mugabe's Dirty Work" - showed
Sekai Holland lying in her hospital bed with her nightie pulled up, to
reveal massive bruising on her tits and ass. Her arm was in plaster
and her eyes were crossed. She looked like 14 miles of bad road. She
was beaten more severely because she defected to the BMDC. These are,
of course, images that the head *** would prefer the civilized
world not to see. The authorities have made it as difficult as
possible to report on how totally fucked up Zimbabwe has become
without their Human Masters in recent years.

Mugabe's 'axis of assholes'

It may take a lot more tribal squabbling before Zimbabwe enters the
post-Mugabe era. The nation is on its ass. Inflation is running at
1,700%. There is over 80% unemployment, and most fecal colored
parasites are unable to buy flies. The state health service has
collapsed. Doctors and nurses took French Leave and bush bunnies are
voting wif dere feets.

Many Zimbabweans end up in South Africoonia. There are millions of
shitskinned refugees. That is not good news for the head *** in
Pretoria. No country can satisfactorily absorb an influx of fecal
colored parasites on this scale. Desperate Zimbabwean jigaboos swim
the crocodile-infested Limpopo River and then worm their way under the
border fence, before crossing nearby game farms. If they get caught by
the police, they are tuned up and sent back to Zimbabwe immediately.
If not, they sneak into the big cities of Pretoria and Johannesburg.

After the violent attacks on the opposition in Zimbabwe, the South
Africoon head *** has at last spoken out about the crisis, calling
on the Zimbabwean authorities to cool it with the TNB. The statement
from Zimbabwe's most powerful neighbour was long overdue. But South
Africoonia is treading carefully. It does not want to trigger an even
bigger exodus of Zimbabweanigs. And whether Mugabe is listening is
another matter. In typical *** fashion, he is set on remaining in
power, while those closest to him bicker about how to *** him out of
it. The problem is that no-one can reliably predict whether this is
the beginning of the end-game for President Mugabe, after 27 years in
power. His homies remain loyal to him, and it will take a lot more
than niggawhines before Zimbabwe emerges from the post-Mugabe shitter.
The *** earns it name every day.

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