Leroy Knevil Took A 'Sex Test!!' His Answers Revealed!!!

I was able to obtain a copy of a sex test given to Leroy Knevil while
he was a resident of the South Carolina Home For Mentally Deficient a
couple of years ago. His answers are no surprise really, after reading
his posts on this and other groups. Read on:

Sex Test Results For Leroy Knevil: His Answers are in "quotes"
Questions are True or False.


1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. "Uhhhh...3 or 4, I'm not sure"


2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. "Yeh that's true cuz I have em."


3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. "False..I seen one yesterday at the
Zoo."


4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack."False,its
a drink"


5. The clitoris is a type of flower."True...I picked one & ate it
once."


6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. "False..it's what I wear to bed."


7. Semen is a term for sailors."False..sailors have semen though..I
know that!"


8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly."False, it's what everyone calls
me."


9. Testicles are found on an Octopus."True...but I have one too."


10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit."Not sure..but I know I don't have
any."


11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati."False..my Ma used them on
me when
she'd run out of diapers."


12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish."No, but when I do it, I
smell like
fish down there. So does my Ma."


13. Coitus is a musical instrument."Yeh, I put it in my *** & it plays
music
when I fart!"

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke."Yeh, he's funny. I fucked his
mule once."


15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute."False, mine got wrapped
around my
neck though."


16. A condom is a large apartment complex."False. I find used ones out
back in
the dumpster and blow them up like a balloon."


17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir."I don't think
so. My
Dad had one yesterday when he was locked in his bedroom with my
sister."


18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry."False, you put it on your
nose when
you go swimming."


19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle."True, I also use a fresh
cucumber
once in awhile."


20. An erection is when Japanese people vote."Dunno, I never voted
anywhere."


21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East."They can be. My sisters
are
lesbians sometimes too though."


22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass."Yeh, my Dad used to
put his
sod on me."


23. Pornography is the business of making records."True, I made a porn
record
once. And a video too."


24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin."Not sure, but I know mine
always
itch something terrible!"


25. Douche is the French word for "twelve." "False, it's what I drink
outa on
camping trips."


26. Ping pong balls is a form of Asian V. D. "False, that's called
Balls Hung
Lo.

< I think these test results explain a lot about the loser Leroys
many problems.>

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