JUST GOT THE BEST *** I'VE HAD IN A LONG TIME TODAY!

TODAY SOME JERK THREW A DEAD CAT INTO MY DUMPSTER WHILE I WAS
SLEEPING!...WELL, I DIDN'T WANT IT TO GO TO WASTE SO I FUCKED
IT!!...TONIGHT I'M GOING TO CUT IT UP AND COOK IT OVER A
FIRE!!...SHOULD MAKE A GOOD MEAL. IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME I'VE EATEN'

***' IN A LONG TIME!!!...LMWFAO!!!!!

**I AM LETARD THE RETARD...I AM THE END RESULT OF MANY GENERATIONS OF
INBREEDING!...I WAS *** OUT A PIECE OF WORTHLESS, SOUTHERN FRIED
CHICKEN ***, AND PROUD OF IT**

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