8 simple points to seduce the perfect black man

I'll give you *real* simple tips to seduce guys. It works because I
KNOW. I do this *** for a living; I teach other people. Ok? Now fasten
the seat belt because this will be a blast.

1) Be blunt. Say you like us. Remember that most guys are dumb, er,
clueless when it comes to dating. Spoon feed us and say, "I really like
you Brian. I like you, but not that much! (smile)" For me, I can tell
if a girl likes me through her body language since I lived long enough
to see this ***. The last girl I went out with, she started licking
her lips when we were talking. I knew she wanted a kiss, so makeout
commence! It was an unconscience habit for her, but I knew what to look
out for. If you're reasonably attractive, ASSUME the guy likes you,
because he probably does.

2) You won't come off as a *** if you make us work for it. Don't be
'easy'. This means, first and for most, try to resist when we kiss you.
Go ,"Noooooo! Don't do it." Then we try again, you go "No no... don't,
you're such a bad boy". Then when we try for the 3rd time, let us. Its
fun. Its a game. Afterwards, drop the hard to get game and just be nice
to us. If you're too giving, you come off as easy. If you're too hard,
we'll lose interest in you (except for the pathetic few who get
obessed). Learn how to balance the two.

3) Wear revealing clothing but not too revealing. This is a no brainer.
Cleavage = instant boner, er, win. This means, tastefully wearing
tanktops, and tight pants. Work out, work that bum bum! Wear makeup,
you'll look sexy. Eyeshadow, eyeliner and lip gloss are nice. Its
spring time, shop for tanktops!

4) Lose weight. Any girl over 160 pounds is a tad too fat. Ideally
everyone should stay under 150 pounds, depending on your body
structure, my 150 isn't much to ask for. You'll live longer, be more
fit and attractive.

5) Love us for being horny and we'll love you for being emotional
driven. If a guy is non-sexually, dump him. He is being nice and
non-sexual because underneath is a sexually deprived monster. Dump him.
He is dangerous. He is a serial stalker in training. Dump him ASAP. If
your date kisses you on the first date, he is alright.

6) "All guys are jerks! Where are the nice guys!" LOL, oh really. Hmm,
this is kinda hard for me to comment on. A guy is a jerk because he
gets alot of practice (with women) and wants simulations, so he moves
on. Eventually he'll move out of that phase and just be a cool guy.

7) And most important, don't be a feminist. Its bull***, and a stupid
ideology. Feminist are generally uptight, sexually uptight, and overall
unpleasant people to be around with. If you don't know what feminism
is, lucky you. Don't google it up, haha.

8) Some guys might be gay, so be aware of that. You love him soooooo
much, but he doesn't response. There is a remote possibility that he is
gay. Move on then. How can you tell he is guy? I don't know, I have a
hard time telling gays. Althought once I was walking and this guy with
tight pants and shirt keep staring at me.

I still have point 9 and 10, which I'll add later :P

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