Re: Interview Questions


My version.....

On Thu, 3 May 2007, Old Pif wrote:

On May 3, 8:12 am, Career Advice United Kingdom <n...@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

1. Introduce yourself?

1A. How can I prove beyond reasonable doubt that my underwear is shine
clean?

2. What are your career preferences?
3. How much salary you are expecting?
4. What is your plan regarding continuing your education?
5. Tell us about your hobbies?

Reading Dilbert. Its like having the radar turned on.

6. What are your strengths & weaknesses?
7. Are you ready to work in a team?

Are you ready to do as the boss says even though it makes no sense?

8. Can you work in stress?
9. What good things you liked in your ex boss?

Were there more things about your ex-boss that made him an *** than a saint?

10. How do you feel working on weekend?

How many times in one day did your ex-boss lie?

11. Define success?
12. How good your communication is?
13. Where do you see yourself in next 2 years?
14. You like trying new things or stay with old ones?
15. Why you have applied for this position?

I prefer money or work.

16. Tell us about your family?
17. Areas where you can revamp your skills?
18. What if you are not selected for this position?

What if I don't answer this?

19. What makes you feel that you are the best candidate for this
position?
20. What you preferred, money or work?

Are you kidding me? What do YOU prefer: money or work?

21. Tell us about your subjects?

My subjects are: dustmites in my bed linen, and hair folicle mites at the base of all of the roothairs on my head. Also, many bacterial cells all over the body, e coli in my intestines. I rule over all of them.



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