(off topic) Hey Noel..(on mousetraps and orks)


Just from all this stimulating discussion recently about orks, ten of them and only five arrows and stuff...

I went to the drawing board and came up with this brilliant idea...

In an age of atomic energy, lasers, Pentium computers.....

Did all the calculations, made all the blueprints, etc

Here is what I came up with....

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here it is:

Self-reproducing Mousetraps !!!!!

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here is the secret:

It takes a male and a female mousetrap!!

Programmed to mate, conceive, pregnancy, come to term, give birth...

....all in 17 milliseconds!!!

And from two, there becomes three!!

All of them, from birth, are fully functional militariily, functionally, and SIMULTANEOUSLY participating (multiprocessors) in further reproduction ! !

So, with the average male/female ratio of 1:1, then after another 17 miliseconds we get another baby mousetrap of the opposite sex, then
17 milliseconds later, or now, 34 milliseconds, we have four mousetraps.

Chain reaction, rapid population explosion and a doubling of mousetraps every 34 milliseconds, and in a slow eyeblink, those orks are going to be turned into mincemeat!!!

Ten orks, ten feet away: they "charge" you, and you press the button that initiates the mousetrap chain reaction and the orks are -- poof -- history.



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