Re: Where is A_R_S when you need him? ..was: Re: where do I get penis enlargement ?



On Tue, 28 Mar 2006, Old Pif wrote:


Straydog wrote:

Um... what does this (below) have to do with s.r.c? Or its usual
back-biting and the relevance of its never ending arguments?


Well, the original question is as deep as one can see it. My reply of
posting the drunk Irish translation of the Russian rhythm

Shouldn't that be drunk Russian? ;-)

(or "drunk on one's ass Russian?" [I've been there, remember? There is absolutely nothing like a drunken Russian drinking party! All the stories about the broken glass on the floor are true!])

is based on
the assumption of what caused Valerian to ask for help. And since we
are a self-help group here,

The best in the world, and far better than certain places where censorship is high.

I just let him to know that the problem has
been recognized world-wide which is usually a some kind of relive.

On the broader scale you can look at that (below) as a post-dock
confession or if you interested to go deeper just recall what Prof.
Summers told the world about women in science. Gender free formulation
of that would sound as a person without penis don't have a chance for
scientific carrier. By continuity there must be a minimal penis length
that entitle you for a successful scientific carrier. It might well be
that Valerian has come to that logical conclusion as well, have
measured his and ... alas ... found that it is not long enough ...

Remember Michael Lewis' story "Liar's Poker"? There was a part in it where the female bond brokers who won a big sale -- as Lewis said --"Even the women wanted to be known as 'big swinging dicks' after landing a big sale"

As relevant as it gets.

See below...

Old Pif

From the same collection:

Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose.
Only me, pathetic wimp
Have no fucking place to swim.

Its almost Haiku. Beautiful.


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On Tue, 28 Mar 2006, Old Pif wrote:


drocillo wrote:
?

Girls have called me to the party -
I decided not to come.
It`s because my clotches are ugly
and my ***`s a tiny one




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