Re: Good outsourcing


Russell.Martin@xxxxxxx wrote:
> Government To Be Outsourced
> (Washington, DC 8/22/2005)
>
> Congress today announced that the office of President of the United
> States
> of America will be outsourced to overseas interests as of August 31st.
> The
> move is being made to save not only a significant portion of the
> President's $400,000.00 yearly salary, but also a record $521 billion
> in
> deficit expenditures and related overhead.
>
If you have seen Michael Moore's film, GWB received compensation in
millions from the Carlyle group -and the salary of $400,000 is paltry
compared to that. US govt is not a good paymaster -just one that
provides power to serve the real paymasters:-).


> "We believe this is a wise move financially. The cost savings should be
> significant," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-Wash.). Reynolds,
If american politicians earned solely from the treasury -that would
result in significant cost savings.

> with
> the aid of the Government Accountability Office, has studied
> outsourcing of
> American jobs extensively.
>
> "We cannot expect to remain competitive on the world stage with the
> current
> level of cash outlay," Reynolds noted.
>
american workers cannot expect to remain competitive with their cost of
living -and probably their skill level too. If it wasn't for the
protected labour market they live in, most of them wouldn't be able to
retain their jobs.

> Mr. Bush was informed by email this morning of his termination.
> Preparations for the job move have been underway for some time.
> Gurvinder
> Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India will be assuming the office
> of
> President as of September 1st. Mr. Singh was born in the United States
> while
> his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, thus making him
> eligible
> for the position He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month but
> with no
> health coverage or other benefits.
>
> It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job
> responsibilities without support staff. Due to the time difference
> between
> the US and India, he will be working primarily at night, when few
> offices
> of the US Government will be open. "Working nights will allow me to
> keep my
> day job at the American Express call center," stated Mr. Singh in an
> exclusive
> interview. "I am excited about this position. I always hoped I would be
> President someday."
>
> A Congressional Spokesperson noted that while Mr. Singh may not be
> fully
> aware of all the issues involved in the office of President, this
> should
> not be a problem. Mr. Singh will rely upon a script tree that will
> enable him
> to respond effectively to most topics of concern. Using this tree, he
> can
> address common concerns without having to understand the underlying
> issues
> at all.
>
> "We know these scripting tools work," stated the spokesperson. "Mr.
> Bush
> has used them successfully for years."
>
> Mr. Bush will receive health coverage, expenses, and salary until his
> final
> day of employment. Following a two week waiting period, he will be
> eligible
> for $240 dollars a week unemployment for 13 weeks. Unfortunately he
> will
> not be eligible for Medicaid as his unemployment benefits will exceed
> the
> allowed limit.
>
> Mr. Bush has been provided the outplacement services of Manpower, Inc.
> to
> help him write a resume and prepare for his upcoming job transition.
> According to Manpower, Mr. Bush may have difficulties in securing a new
> position due to limited practical work experience. One possibility is
> re-enlistment in the Air National Guard. Should he choose this option,
> he
> would likely be stationed in Iraq, a country he has visited.
>
> "I've been there, I know all about Iraq," stated Mr. Bush, who gained
> invaluable knowledge of the country in a visit to the Baghdad Airport's
> terminal and gift shop.
>
> Sources in Baghdad and Falluja say Mr. Bush would receive a warm
> reception
> from local Iraqis. They have asked to be provided with details of his
> arrival so that they might arrange an appropriate welcome.

so that they can pelt him with rotten tomatoes and eggs as they did in
washington dc.

regards
-kamal

.

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